2 hours ago, NeilInBristol said:

Who's Amy 

Explain please mate! Haha cheers 

It's based on a bit of a satirical post of mine on the transfer thread:

https://www.brfcs.com/forums/topic/36690-that-was-the-january-window/?do=findComment&comment=2563308

17 minutes ago, Oldgregg86 said:

TODAYS GAME SHOULD BE ABOUT ONE THING SND ONE THING ONLY

JUSTICE FOR AMY !!!!

😅👏. If I could 'like' this twice I would've. 

Don't know where to start really! 

Ok firstly, thanks @glen9mullan for sharing the info that you have.

We fucked up so embarassingly last year, that this is unforgiveable & all, & I mean ALL (apart from the poor admin girl,for the purposes of dramatisation we'll call her Amy) have to go now - go on! Off u fuck!!

Last year it was a meal in Manchester,  this year a curry, what next year? Domino's? A kebab? Tesco meal deal?!

Sorry, but I'm not buying it. Everyone who has any 'info' on the inside is complicit & being bought!

After last year's debacle, even a simple conversation would've done, unfortunately it probably went like this:

Amy: ok, what u having Steve?

SW : Chicken Korma (u know I'm right!!)

Amy: Mike?

MC - Lamb bhuna please

Amy- Gregg?

GB- Just one sec, Ian? U get confirmation back on the McGuire deal?

IS - Chicken Jalfrezi please

GB- Ian?! The McGuire deal?

IS - Erm, keema rice & a plain naan

GB- Ian!? The McGui...., Fuck it, special mixed bhiriani please Amy, but can I get that with a madras sauce instead of the veg curry..

SW- Ooh  Greggy, madras! Not messing with u eh bad boy, eh eh?

GB- Fuck off Steve! Soft cunt with your coconut casserole! Oh, Amy, a peshwari naan & well please love.

SW - Amy? That over £40 yet? Not paying for delivery & we get free samosas if it is.

IS - we do get poppadoms & chutney with that don't we?

All - YES IAN! (Group laughter)

2 hrs later....

SW - well that was bloody lovely! A great job, well done all!

Amy - Ian, there's a message flashing up on your PC - do you want to save changes?

ALL - MCGUIRE!!!! (No fucking laughter)

You have been watching........

4 hours ago, RoversTilliDie said:

If he hangs around much longer we will be playing league 1 football. His tactics and formations don't work with this Blackburn Rovers team, and he's to stubborn to change them. The facts are plain to see, we started off beating the likes of W.B.A. and Watford and lying in 7th place just outside the top 6, were now 5pts off the drop zone losing to the likes of q.p.r. and company.

4 hours ago, RoversTilliDie said:

How about playing 11 lads from the fox and hounds, they can't do much worse under jdt at the moment.

Wow! Yeah that's the problem. 

The 'club' doesn't stop at the touchline you know?

Been at the pub quiz tonight ; aside from one team calling themselves "Gone Dahl Tomasson" (I did laugh,but yeah, fuck off!) I had a good chat with a couple of lads. One a Rover, the other a Nobber. 

TBF, the Nobber started off by taking the piss about send & save, but once I broke it down (2 years running, only xfers involving significant fees, secretary never fucked up in god knows how many years prior etc) he actually started to listen & went "fuck me mate, that's so fucked up, it's corrupt!"

Fortunately, the Rover was one who listens, digs etc , & just isn't a duracell bunny clapping merrily at the green grassy bit every fortnight. We had a proper conversation. We both agreed that it doesn't matter who is the manager, who the leading goal scorer is, who plays the '10' role, it'll always be immaterial until the Wankies are gone.

Anyone got a few shitty zinc chlorides for the bunnies?

24 minutes ago, Atko's Engine said:

Have you ever seen the film Backdraft?

Put that in the context of pissing petrol & I bet it brings tears to your eyes!!

😅. Yeah, I'd definitely need a non-return valve!

5 hours ago, TugaysMarlboro said:

F*ck Waggott, wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

I would!

As soon as I learn how to piss petrol!!

Thought that the chants on Sat were perfect. Maggot & Wankies getting it in equal measure.

He's here, sat there & feels the heat. Illustrated by today's goings on, he's going through pampers at a fair old rate of knots! But also, we're not letting the Knuts in India think we've forgotten where the problems really lie.

8 minutes ago, wilsdenrover said:

Delay with the paperwork maybe?

👏 That proper made me laugh!

2 minutes ago, Ben-2000 said:

https://facebook.com/events/s/newcastle-protest/3584829338429447/

Think someone might need to proof-read that post - did someone from the club do it?

Why are we even bothering appealing?

The EFL must be pissing themselves laughing - "oh, you again! Didn't learn then eh? Knobheads!"

20 minutes ago, jim mk2 said:

Freudian slip there in view of speculation that Rovers might have spelt his name wrongly on the paperwork

Not sure who it was, but somebody definitely posted a throwaway comment on here prior to his 'signing' that they hoped they'd put McGuire & not Maguire on the paperwork - many a true word & all that!

Edit: found it - looks like @Tugayisgod had a 6th sense!

2 hours ago, Exiled_Rover said:

I heard a similar conversation when I was leaving the Jack Walker on Saturday. I was too dejected to slap them both in the face. 

Nearly chinned the bloke behind me in the BBE on sat - I joined in with the Venky's out chant & he said "we'd be in a hell of a mess without 'em!"

This is a guy around my age, sat behind me for years who I thought would know better!

Trying my best to be reasonable  I just said " well it can't get much fucking worse! Do your homework!"

3 hours ago, Torgeir said:

Why number 50?

Finally! Just needs an early goal to get going. 

Only numbers left in the club shop!

They actually had to re-heat Adam's shirts to remove the previous numbers - expect Dunc's shirt to be a snug fit!

No body else seem to think it's quite funny that everything now seems to be 'back on' with McGuire since shortly after that Orlando City guy posted a brief history of Venky's reign?

Venky's being shamed across the US, that won't have gone down too well I imagine.

I thought it was brilliant, but we need to make sure that, even if the transfer is completed, all that stuff just doesn't disappear.

1 minute ago, broadsword said:

But still we go on supporting the club

 

Guess we'll never break the chain

 

Not unless we go our own way

1 minute ago, rob_of_the_rovers said:

Got on the express bus from Sheffield then

Was thinking exactly the same myself! 😆

7 minutes ago, RoversClitheroe said:

 

 

This is @Kamy, formerly of this parish, who doesn't spread shit.

I hope to gid this is false otherwise I think i'm done!!

fuck off u chicken murdering bastards!!

1 hour ago, BankEnd Rover said:

Have really seen someone say we’re interested in Mcfadzean from Coventry? Isn’t he nearly 40? 

I'm 48, closing in rapidly on 49 & can still do a better job than Whalstedt!

Anyway, it's that time of night:

4 hours ago, bigbrandjohn said:

At this stage I would take ex San Quentin. 

I'd take Sam Quek or Quentin Tarentino tbh!

On Gally, don't we have a 12mth option btw?

8 minutes ago, tomphil said:

Except all we did was give them games and two of them improved immediately after leaving here despite stepping up a level.

Steele was awful at Sunderland and shunted off to be Brightons second third choice to fill home grown criteria for several years. Steele was average at best here then went backwards, Kaminski was going backwards last season after being good and Raya ended up being dropped forcing him to want out.

And in the case of TK he was always decent that's why we got him and if we hadn't he'd have gone somewhere else at a good level anyway.

There is too much history being re-written here in regards to past keepers and the real question is had any of them stayed would they be as good as they are now ?

I think we know the answer to that, all this club is now is a shop window for anyone with potential if someone else gets hold of them.

Interestingly, I've just noticed that Bobby Mimms is actively looking for work on his LinkedIn. States "Open to new opportunities". Even at 60, surely he's still got a hell of a lot to offer our goalkeeping dept?

Not that I expect anything like like that to even cross the minds of the cockwombles in charge at Ewood.