10-0 to Blackburn, and in a record breaking game all of the goals are scored by different players. Only Jon "No Barn Door Too Big" Stead misses out. After the game Rovers fans end all attempts to undermine the sheer greatness of the team with facts and cutting tactical analysis, and in a newfound spirit of optimism come to believe that Rovers are heading for only one thing only this season: glory.

3 minutes injury time. Dickov off, Stead on.

Dickov Southampton have equalised against West Brom as well.

Nissa hits the bar from a corner. Flitcroft shot from the rebound deflects wide off Dickov. Life is great.

Half time 0-0. Bothroyd sent off for kicking out at a Norwich defender in full view of the linesman.

I did. So there.

Tall balding bloke ??? Must be JPW No it wasn't JPW - although he fits the description. It's strange but I can't remember his name either - he reads the board but doesn't post. It's just going to be one of those things that we'll never know. Since he turned up around the time of the fire drill I'm going to refer to him as Keith Lard. Erm, I think you mean me.

God, isn't that right. They are shee-ite, and pretentious shee-ite at that. *spits feathers*

this month i have mostly been listening to: joy division - closer sonic youth - washing machine my bloody valentine - loveless pavement - slanted and enchanted explosions in the sky - those who tell the truth shall die, those who tell the truth shall live forever and just a tiny bit of radiohead.