Rochina looks a good player and seems to have the ability to put the ball into the back of the net. Maybe he could teach Roberts a thing or two

If that was in England, that would've gone waaaaaaaay before someone went to collect it, whether the keys were there or not

I done that last week in 5 a side. Didn't even even get a pat on the back

I think it's only at football games you can't drink alcohol in view of the game. In rugby, cricket etc it's perfectly acceptable.

Did I say Rangers? I meant Celtic.

I personally think Rangers but i'm sure now I have said that, the old firm result will make me look silly.

Another 5 goals scored by Barca, this time against their fierce rivals Espanol.

Has anyone seen Paranomal Activity 2 yet? After the success of the first film, am I right to say that this will be a huge let down like Blair Witch 2?

If you are going to celebrate saving a penalty, make sure the ball stays out of the net.

Le Saux was brilliant both defensively and going forward. Beautiful cross on him. Didn't he score an amazing goal against Brazil whilst still at Rovers?

The French need Givet in their team!

Roberto, I am wondering whether you know what Paulo Di Canio is up to these days? Is he over in italy coaching or anything football related?

Unbelievable!!!!! Remember Beckham's penalty over the bar due to the divot? Well this penalty shootout had 3 of them due to an awful penalty spot. Unbelievable that a dodgy penalty spot will cost Anderlect £15m. Brilliant to watch though!

Penalty shoot out just started on Sky Sports 2 at the mo between Anderlecht and FK Partizan to get into Champs League

If he doesn't then we all expect you lot to go up that Mountain again and take some more

Finally I can go and grab myself some food and a beer. We've all been sat here waiting for this update for ages! Got any pictures Warren? Be good to see!

Probably happy to be sent off considering how soaked he was

He didn't even touch him

I'm not one to boast about things i've done but I deserve a medal for what I did to my girlfriend after watching this film and probably should have filmed it and put it on youtube. Basically the film was good, I enjoyed it but my missus @#/? herself all the way through so obviously as a loving and caring boyfriend, I took advantage at every opportunity to rub it in and make her jump. Anyway, she decided to get her own back and I overheard her talking to her friend on the phone about copying the scene at night where the lady is standing over her boyfriend and moving around. She was going to do the same to me to freak me out. When she started to do this at night, the poor girl made such a noise that I knew it was happening. So I waited a few minutes and jumped out the bed with a massive BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she actually screamed and ran out the room

South Africa's gain, McCarthy's loss.

Speaking of British footballers playing for random Turkish sides, Darius Vassell has terminated his contract with Ankaragucu and would like to return to Britain.

Anyone know how Derbyshire did at Olympiakos this season? I know he started the season injured then came back and scored a few but after that I'm not sure.

Phil Taylor just hit two 9 darters to win the Premier League Darts Final against defending champion James Wade in a thrilling match. I actually lost count at how many 180s there were in the match. Sensational match :!:

Can anyone confirm if this is him? If it is then James Thomas now plays for Young Heart Manawatu in New Zealand. Ex-Rovers Stuart Munro is their manager.

He should have been applauded, not sent off. Balotelli is a right numpty!