They realised that it's such a miserable place that it would probably be better if they lived in darkness so they couldn't see that they lived in a dump. Im not from Southampton, honest

It would be fake if it read "Mokoena timed his tackle perfectly on RSC" unfortunately we all know how 'The Axe' tackles so it's 100% believable.

I seriously hope RSC is fine otherwise Mokoena better start running from Mark Hughes. What the hell what he thinking FFS.

Full time. Disappointing game throughout. Same old England im afraid.

Tim Flowers in goal, Stuart Ripley and Jason Wilcox down the wings, Shearer and Sutton upfront, Batty and Atkins in midfield and Le Saux at left back. Sorted.

We're passing it around like we're 4-0 up. FFS this performance is diabolically dull.

Is it just me or has Owen Hargreaves not had a good game since the World Cup? He has bundles of energy but he doesn't actually do anything but give away freekicks.

Becks off Bentley on Come on Bents Well done Becks. Congratulations.

Looks like Bentley will be on soon. Hopefully Bentley can score for England and become the best player on the planet after signing a new contract at half time and signing for 10 years. Ahem. He'll probably replace Becks.

Becks might as well play right back as he's letting Wes Brown run down the right side and he's just sitting deep every time. It's obvious he isn't fit enough to play as he hasn't played a competitive game in 1/4 of a year.

What will happen is Becks will come off with 15 mins to go, Bentley will replace him. England will have no decent players left on the pitch to do anything and Bentley will be considered 'not the answer' as he didn't do anything.

Rooney, Gerrard, Terry and Joe Cole coming off Crouch, Downing, Owen and Lescott

4 players coming on for England in second half. Fingers crossed for Bentley!

Half time Very dull England performance. Hopefully being 1-0 down will give the lads a bit of a kick up the bum.

David James gives ANOTHER penalty away against France. Typical. Ribery 1-0

I've got a feeling that Moko will get the axe if it's serious.

God I hate watching England play with 1 up front. It's so dull and means Rooney and Gerrard, technically our best players, play an awful game with Rooney not holding the line upfront and dropping back to receive the ball and Gerrard not having anyone upfront to pass to or getting the chance to run at the opposition.

If that happened, I will cry like a big baby.

Despite his unlucky donkey debut, he's proven that he's been another great purchase by Hughes. A really good defender, bundles of experience and a player we can fully rely on in any game.

I wonder if the same happened to Ferguson when they beat them 2-0. Results haven't gone our way lately but it's certainly no reason to give up on Hughes. Times like these will show just how good a manager he is. Let's wait to see how he can use the transfer window to change our situation we're currently in. We might be out of the cups but we're in a decent league position and we've got half the season to go.

Prize money earnings from darts.

Just watched The Shawshank Redemption again. Still probably one of the best films ever made. Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman are just brilliant. Does anyone know any films better than this that you'd recommend people watching?

From being a 500-1 outsider at the start of the tournament and ending up as a finalist, these championships will always be remembered for the underdog. After going 4-0 down, his confidence must have been at it's lowest so to get 2 sets in the end despite not playing as well as he has, he can hold his head up high. I think he managed to get 50k for that which was 5 times as much as he's received in his entire career so far (if I remember correctly). Well done John Part! Mr Shepherd, we'll see you next year!

Jeffers scored to put Sheff Wed 2-1 up against Gallagher and Preston. Good to see Jeffers back on the score sheet after so many injures. Only 5 mins for Gallagher to bang in an equaliser! Edit: Maybe not, he just got replaced!

It was lucky that the referee didn't book that American dude on their side for a high foot, otherwise Mokoena probably would have gone.