Fair enough. Your strike rate thus far might lead me to have a fiver on it happening? Outgoings?

Surely 3 days in the North East must mean more than just Assombalonga. Murphy? Gestede? I hope we see another one in today and then that should make tomorrow a little less stressful?

Who is it? What striker are we signing now?

MADON is there anything in the Austin rumour?

3-3,perfect result for Rovers.

Brereton. The deal was he was gonna be good.

Murphy??

Hope he didn't go to TM and use the evidence from this message board. Jeez he'll be on £1,000,000/week.

We'll just have Charlie Austin instead then! Simples

Yeah!! Clubber Lang is coming, and I pity the fool that doubts it!

I have heard that the Rashford rumour is only a smoke screen. It's actually Mbappe. 750,000/week. Hoping that the shirt sales of Chapman will fund it.

80% on now?

Raya Lenihan Rodwell Mulgrew Travis Reed Chapman Dack Armstrong Graham Assombalonga Leuitweiller Nyambe Bell Evans Murphy Bennett Gallagher Might score a few I reckon...

What's that? Crouch and Huth are signing tomorrow?

Yeah I know, but I need more. Why settle for just one 280k a week player when we could have more? Come on man feel the excitement, live the dream, dare to believe. This is fantasy football gone mad!!!

We should beat this lot on Saturday. Assombalonga will have a field day against their defence.

What? Jesus, forget the cup, we have a play off push to concentrate on. Leave all the other Championship clubs to play extra Cup games.

MADON who's coming in tomorrow? Murphy? Gallagher? Assombalonga? Bauer? Give us something to get excited about..

Now get your mate Britt down here and we'll having a promotion party in May!!!

I see well that makes more sense. Been a long day..

Assombalonga is quality. No question about it. Might well be the missing piece of the jigsaw.

Harry Harry Harry

Why the hell do you think we off loaded Downing. Taking Downing's £110,000/week out of the equation means we only need another £10,000 to match BA's £120,000/week. Simple maths guys.

I see Oviedo is attracting attention from championship clubs. Possibly us??

Surely he could be tempted to reunite with TM on loan.