You can wait as long as you want, but a bottle of vinegar is never going to turn into Merlot.

Must have been Ray Charles.

Pears isn’t at the level I’d like, but Wahlstedt terrifies me. I’m not trying to be mean, but he drops more than he catches. Pears doesn’t fill me with confidence, but I can honestly say I’m more nervous with Leo.

He might be. If the question is “who could we bring in as a downgrade on Pears?”

Great might be overstating it. If that goes in two feet to his left at chest height questions need to be asked. Again.

That was an awful ball back to Wahlstedt from Tronstad. Why would you do that when you know your keeper is struggling? Just boot it away.

That 4-0 bet is looking good 🤣 14/1 when we were already 2 up. Moran might not be constantly in the action, but he is making things happen when he gets space. And Norwich haven’t figured out how to play against us with our lack of a centre-forward. Too much space between defence and midfield for Dolan, Szmodics and Moran.

Every other pass seems to find a Norwich player.

And Adam Wharton hasn’t woken up yet.

“Catching practice for Wahlstedt” Certainly needs it.

I’ve just had a fiver on 4-0 🤣

Better touch from Brittain and that’s 3. I was thinking after Dolan scored this could be a repeat of QPR. Only thing that could be a problem for us today is our own dumb mistakes.

This is gonna be a rout 🥳

Dolan looks sharp today. Most threatening I’ve seen him in a long time.

Get in, Ty!

Thought I’d go for the one that actually plays for Rovers, seeing as we probably couldn’t afford Earps anyway.

Can we borrow Alex Brooks from the women’s team? Looks like she’s got a bit more presence than Wahlstedt.

I was wondering if we could lobby for a rule change and play nearest to tbh

Is it still a war chest if it barely buys you a pack of water bombs and half a dozen off-brand super soakers?

All I’m reading here is that Chelsea have two players on the pitch who are better keepers than Wahlstedt.

Time to start naming 11 outfield players and having them take turns in goal like we did as kids.

Didn’t have to wait long, though. Tbh his command of the area hasn’t inspired confidence, so seeing him let in easily the softest goal I’ve seen since Pears threw that one in his own net against Wigan is just confirmation of my fears.

Highlights of this game are gonna be set to the Benny Hill theme tune.

Pears was average. This lad wouldn’t get in the Grey Mare 2nd XI.

Everyone who lobbied for Wahlstedt to be in the team, I hope you’re happy now.