Loaning from the Premier League is the name of the game in this league

Put the bottle down

Loan with option to buy on promotion. Rejected. For all the profit they made... Moneys tight.

Cantwell signs

Cantwell for 600k is unbelievable business

Never heard of this keeper but the recruitment teams record so far this summer means we're signing the Hungarian Friedel

Gueye saving his first league goal for the Dingles. Got to respect that choice

Think we can go into the Burnley game with some confidence. By far the underdogs but the resilience and spirit in this squad is huge. Burnley are shitting themselves after todays performance and the mass fire sale going in. Should be a cracker.

Matondo just moved from we can't afford him to we definitely can't afford him

Also selling anything that isn't nailed down

THATS MY BOY SIGGY! START THE ICEMAN!

Come on Siggy! Show why you deserve to start. 15 minutes.

Siggy on for Dolan please big John

Throw on Siggy and Gueye. Maybe Weimann. Dolan needs to come off. JRC is not a winger. Would be tempted to take off Brittain and put him in at right back. Travis has been poor. Ohashi is great. I'd put him in no 10 behind Gueye.

Still think we missed out on Harris. Cracking player in there

What a fucking goal Pears though.... Yikes.

It;s calling out for Big Mak

Dolan is such a frustrating player. Plays with his head down

Bonkers article. Mistaken identity maybe?

We took Leo home from the nightclub while drunk. Then we woke up…

Raya was the first love. Kaminski was the rebound you fell in love with. Pears is the fat best friend.

Kaminski feels like that ex girlfriend you never really get over

Nothing stopping us spending the likes of £6m if the court case is a success for Venkys. We are well within the financial rules. Would be a statement of intent for sure. Surprised if that happens. Loan maybe? Someone needs to get big John in a dark room and slap some sense into him. Ruddy is not the answer. He hasn't been the answer for about 8 years now.

Next up: Indian Courts (a) Hoping to carry on our unbeaten start!