Scotty1991

I wasn’t even joking I’d pull him here on a skateboard 🤣

Dele Alli

But we didn’t score enough mate. This will be the problem. I’ve seen all the comments today on socials that we controlled the game, created loads etc but the fact of the matter is we won’t score enough goals and we don’t have the guile to see games out against the better sides.

This is the season! Said it last week, don’t create chances won’t score goals, can’t defend. squad not good enough.

We are not going to score goals this season.

They’re not going anywhere mate unfortunately, nobody is going to pay the money that they'd want. Shit show.

Montgomery defo a central midfielder. Never been a right back. Looks miles more comfortable in there.

Tavares is tidy 🤣👏🏼

Just to add some context to this, he lives in the same building as me and he drives a fucking G Wagon 🤣🤣 his agent must be god!

Gueye is fucking useless

How anyone can sit in those fans forums and not drag Pasha over the desk and kick the shit out of him I’ll never know.

I know it’s carabao cup and we’ve made changes bla bla but when injury crisis kicks in before Christmas and this is the sort of side we are putting out in the league, THIS WILL BE THE SEASON WE MEET OUR FATE! Pin it at the top I’m not going to be wrong.

8 minutes too long cooking tea and what the fuck has happened 🤣🤣🤣

Send it to the Daily Mail, they’ll write any shite they can get their hands on! 99.9% of the time it’s complete bollocks!

De neve. Crap. Really crap.

I’ve seen enough if this is the best 11 we’ve got. Relegated.

Henriksson guaranteed 15 yellows and 3 reds this season?

The vine possibly the best desi curry pub I’ve ever been too!

Just read that we are linked with Brereton again? Any truth in this or do I need to step out of the parallel universe I’ve just found myself in?

Dolan is shit.

If Hayden Carter plays 20 games this season it’ll be unbelievable. That squad is so thin it’s scary!

Who’s come on number 8?

Don’t blame Callum, he is a top lad and if his current employer won’t offer him a deal in line with his position in the squad, then he’ll go to someone who will. This happens every day on Indeed.com We are properly stuffed like the proverbial Christmas turkey 😩

If you listen to any of the new signings in their official club interviews, they all sound like they’re completely baffled they’ve been offered a deal 🤣 The new RB sounds absolutely perplexed he’s here 🤣🤣🤣

Brucey it’s very very bad 🤣