Let me inform our uneducated friend that Shearer scored on average, in every other game he played at international level. The odd goal

The journalist defending us on Sky sports is Henry Winter

Unfortunately Mrs J, if we carry on how we have started, by the time January comes we may be looking at what players to sell and buy to construct a competitive squad for "the championship div1 thingy"

I can`t beleive only Jim has touched on the subject that Neill was woefully at fault for the goal. What was he trying to do? Duck out of the way? Brad 7 Neill 3 matteo 4 Amo 4 Gray 7.5 emerton 6.5 Jansen 6.5 Flitty : Can`t rate him as he wasn`t playing Fergy ; see above Dickov 7 worked hard Stead 6.5 worked hard, must keep his chin up Jay.B caused trouble for the last 10 mins So, we have hard working forwards getting no supply from midfield because midfield are to worried about helping out an awful defence.

Agreed

tugay misses bournemouth score, we`re out

jansen makes it 6-5...bournemouth to go they .............. score

douglas scores.......bournemouth must score they do

4-3 to us...but bournemouth to go...bear with me, flood control 4-4 they scored...now sudden death

its 3-3 after 4 pens each

Make that "miss 3 goals". One of them is theirs however Its now 3-3

Tell me about it Alank, Spat the dummy, left chat and turned sky off. Went for a fag and cracked open another can. Then I thought 'maybe Everton have been beaten and that will cheer me up a litte. Turned everything back on and started dancing round the room. La La La La La La La La La La (to the tune of La La) Can`t beat a bit of La La when you miss 2 goals. You`re a riversider aren`t you

cocker mate...we`re now winning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Cocker, come back to chat we`ve only bloody scored!!!!!!!1

Chuffed to bits. New gaffer and Matty all in one day. Made up I am.

I`m with you Paul. Its been an exciting few days, there is an air of optimism around and I can`t wait to see how we get on tomorrow. I`ve given the knuckle dragging topic to much of my time already.

this is turning in to the squable that some new members want it to

lock it guys, just lock it

I obviously imagened seeing sheffield wednesday fans kicking cars full of families on the bolton road after losing to us in the worthington cup semi final.

All I`ll say about the kind of knuckle draggers that cause normal family men to not take their kids to the game is WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.

Surely that would count as police brutallity. No its called justice and in a one on one I wouldn`t stop there believe me pal.

Alank, here you go. I`m speechless, distraught even. Who the bleedin ell am I going to argue with now? That USA Blue chap seems unhappy...how about it? Never liked Phoenix anyway

Can`t take this. The pair of you in one evening. Where`s Jan. I`m on the wrong board aren`t I !?!

We are honoured and priveledged.

More than happy with that!