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  1. Terrible news. Such a shame for football and more importantly his family and friends. RIP Gary. Transcended club loyalties.
  2. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Seriously though I've been here since 2001, moderate when I can and enjoy reading all the different views. Don't post that much anymore but always reading.
  3. Damn. I should have read this before picking up the phone. Still waiting.
  4. I'm absolutely mesmerised by your post - but then again it could be your signature!
  5. We've seen this summer how bad management can turn a team of world class players into under-performing second-raters. Let's see how good management can turn around the career of a former rising star. Let the ink dry on the contract before he's hounded out.
  6. Lee is an option if we get rid of Brad, even with a sprained wrist!
  7. That not a bid harsh Rev? Got to give the lad a chance.
  8. I'm guessing here, and it is purely going off the name on the team sheet, but it is quite possible that the lineswoman was that well known Spanish dominatrix Yolanda Parga Rodriguez. Alternatively it was the Romainian Irina Mirt 322237[/snapback] I'll have those DVDs back when you've finished with them Groobs
  9. Not a great Pic at all but as Abbey says, she looked good tonight.
  10. I never thought I'd fancy an England left back!!
  11. I like Kasabian. Really enjoying Embrace as well. Loved the Good Will Out as great memories from Uni Day, but musically this is far better. (Nice on Chris Martin )
  12. The guy is a soft, gutless loser in my opinon, who couldn't cut it in the big league. Good riddance! And that's all I have to say on that. (quote Forest Gump)
  13. I'm resigned to nothing happening now. Gonna go cheer myself up and finish watching A Fish called Wanda "K-K-K- Ken's come to K-K-K-Kill me"
  14. Then can you then explain your previous comment about despising playing for us?
  15. I'm surprised he went public. Doesn't he usually comment on his club through hidden cameras?!?
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