[Archived] Never Ending Story...

[Stuart]

of his alopecia afflicted

[patrickvalery]

Genitals, and casually mused

[Stuart]

balding balls don't seem

[old darwen blue]

so tough when simmered

[Stuart]

but because he had

[Rover95]

Marinated them in garlic

[patrickvalery]

and fried some onions

[Stuart]

his adult movie career

[patrickvalery]

was fading faster than

[Stuart]

his hairline at seventeen

[Tom]

Thankfully though, his inflated

[patrickvalery]

sex doll comforted him

[Stuart]

brewed some tea and

[patrickvalery]

browsed his Proclaimers collection

[Stuart]

But he couldn't quite

[Nelsta]

work out what would

[patrickvalery]

hide the anguish from

[Willie Eckerslike]

Get a lady to

[Stuart]

open a bakery with

[Mike E]

his pubes included in

[Stuart]

the back of a

[SouthAussieRover]

aeroplane heading for Pune

[Beta Ray Bill]

Meanwhile, Mrs Mangel decided

[Stuart]

her mars bar would

[Doug]

taste much better if