[Archived] Warning For West Lancs Parasite In The Water

[yoda]

Ok, own up, who tried to drown Degsy in the Preston reservoir, you could have used a dingle one.

Having to make do and drink alternatives now.

[AllRoverAsia]

The choice is:

A. Boil the water

B. Boil Shelfy in the water

[T J Hooker]

Question- do residents in the effected areas still have to pay their (extortiaionate)water bills whilst the water is effected?

Youd think with the disgusting amount they charge for water that these things wouldnt happen, united utilities are a robbing joke.

[Jock]

Question- do residents in the effected areas still have to pay their (extortiaionate)water bills whilst the water is effected?

Youd think with the disgusting amount they charge for water that these things wouldnt happen, united utilities are a robbing joke.

Bloody week after getting the water bill.

[roverandout]

Lucky no one tried to drown Mrs Desai, witches float don't they?

[Jock]

Rumour had it that UU knew about the problem a week before it was announced after pressure from the Fire Brigade.

[T J Hooker]

Really woulsnt suprise me

[Reedy You're A Star]

Lucky no one tried to drown Mrs Desai, witches float don't they?

You have to check whether she weighs the same as a duck. As ducks float, the same as wood. If she does, she's made of wood and what do we do with wood? Burn her!

[ABBEY]

She will float .. @#/? floats

[yoda]

She will float .. @#/? floats

Not with a size 10 on her head

[ABBEY]

She would find s skank way of squirming out of it .. She's an horrible slapper