To the tune of Mysterious Girl by Sir Peter Andre
"We stop and stare at you,
Flying down the wing.
And when you're on the ball,
We all start to sing.
And ev-ery goal you score,
Lifts us up above.
When you're in blue and white,
Oh we fall in love.
Jon we know you're gonna do,
oh, oh,
All the things we want you to,
oh, oh,
They all want to be,
A player just like you.
No doubt you play so fine,
You're the one they want to sign,
They all want to buy,
A player just like you.
Woah oh oh, Stead-inho,
They'll never get close to you.
Woah oh oh, Stead-inho,
When you're running down the liiiiiiiine,
Down the line..........."