Do you have a season ticket Jason?

.......erm, surely thats a typo?

I wouldn't expect Todd to be on the bench for the Spurs or Brum match even if he's in the 20 man squad. With Short back in contention, it'll be Short-Babbel with Nisse on the bench. Surely Nissa-Short would be more logical?

Pompey wanted him when we got him. Now they'll probably get him. Which is a shame because he's an excellent player.

Ben, dont bring the soddin' horn. Seriously. Horn's are bad.

....I think 'Pleat for Burnley' will hurt them more! To the contrary, I think most Spurs fans would welcome that.

Air horns are a pain in the ass and do nothing but spoil atmosphere.

Hopefully not. Leave it at home mate.

Neil McCann? I do love these guessing games That's not the answer to the question Marco Negri?

what a coincidence, i saw a picture of Jade Goody crying in the paper and turned to my girlfriend and said "thankgod that isn't you" Niiiiiiice.

You crazy Americans!

Bellamy11 slept with Gordan Strachan's missus?!

No we hadnt. We needed to win (so we thought) but we only drew with an already relegated team. We sealed Europe the next week by beating Spurs away. For the record, that was exactly one year ago today.

Good lad

Dont bet on it Got a crest, beach ball, 20 balloons and a pair of armbands.

Philip's a pilot?! I thought he was an accountant!

Que?

This will be Spurs 19th home game of the season. Time for another Nervous Breakdown

Call that an apology?! We've scored seven goals! 4+1+1=7. I must inform UCAS of this.

Imagine how many games we could win if we had a Libero?

Brilliant

i may be relatively young in years The Queen Mother was relatively young compared to Jim, dont do yourself down.

That's ridiculous. What did they think you were going to do with it? The (bar)stewards at Chelski wouldn't let me in at the bridge with a plastic bottle until I had disposed of the top. Excellent interview though Alan and thanks to Tim for participating Had the same problem at Chelsea. Weird really.

My trip counter in the car tells me I spent 8 hours 25 minutes driving yesterday from where I filled up my car up in the morning to when I got home at 10pm. Whats the bloody point? Roll on Leeds

It's about the dyslexic winger we used to have that was scared of going outside.