And Matt Jansen offers precisely what that Dickov does not? A little bit of class and trickery that every fan in the country cry's out for. I can see what you're saying, but, would you rather have Dickov, or Jansen pre coma???? EXACTLY!! Stupid question Nevertheless, Dickov will probably be our top goal scorer next season with an almighty Henry-esque 13 goals

Dion Hayman ................ i think

Back to reality for a minute - Enter blues bar and look to the left (once you've already bought your beer naturally). I can more or less guarantee we will be up there on the raised floor bit by the pool table. If you're not able to see the site badges, have a look for the St Georges Cross with BRFCS.COM across the middle. I think it belongs to SteB, Revidge or ......... infact, ignore that, i've got no idea who it belongs to - just remember it being put away last time by one of those 2 or Paul. If you cant see that, you need some serious jam jars. It's about 10ft x 10ft.

AN APOLOGY I think maybe we were all a little too quick to judge Big Ron. Maybe we shoud start a reinstatement petition. This just released from Chelsea Press Office. Desailly Quits In Big Ron Row French legend Marcel Desailly's football career is over after an amazing six letter outburst directed at TV pundit Big 'Ron' Atkinson. The Chelsea centre back stunned ITV viewers with a tirade against Atkinson during Tuesday night's live coverage of his side's Champions league semi-final defeat in Monaco. With the game slipping away from Chelsea in the second half, Desailly was clearly seen to mouth a derogatory statement about Atkinson. Desailly called Atkinson 'Cheap Orange Trash' and a 'Fake Tan Chunky Boy' before laying out Fernando Morientes with a casually misplaced elbow to the head. Pressure groups were last night up in arms over Desailly's comments. The South Florida Orange Growers' Association called the outburst 'A blatant attempt to demonise all things orangey' and a spokesperson for Outspan added that 'This was fruitism of the very worst kind which leaves a nasty taste in the mouth, unlike our consistently juicy and delicious products.' Atkinson himself was unavailable for comment as he was holed up in a tanning booth with six kilos of jewellery and a karaoke machine. But a contrite Desailly issued the following statement: "I made a stupid statement which I regret. "It left me no option but to resign. At the moment I can't believe I did it. It was just a moment of stupidity. "I was very frustrated during the game because I thought Cheslea could have won. I regret making the comments and I apologise to anyone I may have offended. "If you look at my track record as a player, I was one of the first in the game to give oranges a chance, especially at half time." Desailly's manager, Claudio Ranieri, confirmed that he had received a letter of resignation from Marcel. It is understood that he then turned it into a plane and then a hat and then a paper chain.

What a complete tit!!! As if he had any chance of getting away with saying things like that. Is the joke of a man brain dead? I can't imagine for one minute that there isn't 1 single member of the ITV production team, or someone with maybe only minimal involvement in the show, that isn't of African origin. It would be bad enough having his colleague hear his "unsavoury" comments, let alone half the world. Good Riddance You were a ###### and biased pundit anyway.

Now this is a big ALLEGED rumour and i have no OFFICIAL source to back it up with so you'll just have to take my word for it and see what happens. It does make for interesting reading and speculation though. Shearer has recently completed his FIFA coaching badge, or has very little left to do in order to be fully qualified, therefore giving him the attributes and necessary qualifications needed to become an official 'coach' of NUFC (or whichever team he so desires). It is without much doubt that Shearer will now go on to become a manager over the next few years, whether it be Newcastle or not, however, what isn't certain is whether he will be taking over from Bobby Robson as has so far been predicted. Now for the 'alleged bit' - Shearer will work under the wing of STEVE BRUCE. Bobby Robson will step down either at the end of the season or possibly the end of 2004/2005 season, but more than likely will be this summer when Bruce comes in. Shearer will then work with Steve Bruce to get some vital experience before taking over the job of Manager himself at some stage. What will happen to Steve Bruce at this stage, I really wouldn't know. I very much doubt he will be brought in under the impression that he will have (for instance) 3 years to groom Shearer and then have to find somewhere else. I can't imagine any manager taking a job with such insecurity, so I would think that the NUFC board are keeping the Shearer card close to their chest and sack Bruce whenever they feel Shearer is ready for the job. Again, i'm sorry, but have absolutely nothing, either official or written speculation to substantiate the rumour but I can tell you where it has come from - A bit of a 'next door neighbours, dog walkers cousin' some might think but here goes. A friend of mine happens to be quite good friends of one of the NUFC reserve/youth team players and this is a hot rumour up in the 'toon' at the moment.

And yu could do that over Souness's head, could you? No but im sure John Williams and the board could. And anyway, who says Souness would be so set against having a more capable right-hand-man than Dean Saunders? After all, it was Souness that brought Hughes to the club in the first place so its not like they don't see eye-to eye, to coin a phrase. In fact, I would go so far as to suggest that they get on very well and have a lot of respect for each other.

Although i disagree with him that Souness should go, at least Barryblue has come with the most realistic replacement if Souness was to step down or be fired or whatever may happen, with MARK HUGHES. In an ideal world, Hughes should have been persuaded to stay on in a more involved coaching role. I realise the temptation to manage his country was too much to turn down and fully understand his decision and have absolutely no resentment for him doing this, but as Wales did not qualify, and he said himself he may step down if they didnt, I wonder if now is the time to offer him another position within BRFC. With all due respect, he has far more to offer than Dean Saunders ever will if he was a striking coach. I think one of the main problems with Yorke and Cole is motivation, and I don't see that Saunders can get them going. Would you listen to someone who was far inferior to yourself, when trying to tell you how to do something that you have been doing for years and to a higher standard of the person who is trying to tell you?? If you're honest with yourself, the answer is NO!! Then you have someone of Hughes' calibre who has won (I think) every domestic honour possible and numerous european trophies and accolades. His passion would also be something to dream of. A management team with the determination, ability and aggression of Souness and Hughes would be phenomenal. Anyway, got distracted half way through that so if it doesnt make perfect sense, soory, but basically what I am saying is leave Souness alone, just bring in Mark Hughes as coach!!

I'm surprised your'e NOT supporting the convicts. I thought you'd have some allegiance to the Bruce's and Sheila's

As you've publicly stated that you think this forum is rubbish you shouldn't be too surprised when its members ignore your increasingly irrelevant posts. Hoddle I expect your brainless mates on the official board gave you a fantastic array of intelligent responses. United's players are clearly so sick of Ferguson's voice that they go out and win the title almost every year. Perhaps Man U should give Paul Sturrock the job to keep Keane and Van N-tw*t from getting stale. Sorry Tris, didnt see your post before posting my previous one. I was just amazed at what was said, I just had to get that off my chest.

Like at Old Trafford you mean?? You talk #####!!! The players arent performing. Simple as. Our luck will change, we'll get a lucky win against someone and we wont look back and we can play any flamin formation we want and still not get beaten and even Souness' tactical ineptitude will not be brought into the equation. COME ON ROVERS

You mean you've got to pay for it ? Whats the point of that when there are others which offer equally as good prizes and do not charge?

1mj, the link for this one didnt work. can you post it again see if i get any joy this time Cheers

Just about to enter mine on the Premier League site. Had one on the BBC one last season. Think i might change my team name though. Obviously proved to be a bit of an omen !! Dunn and Duffer's Destroyers Cudicini Bernard Lauren Gallas Stubbs Duff Scholes Dunn Geremi Henry Beattie