Shoot her in the knee cap and that will give her something to moan about

What do Glenn Everytime I come to read a post about GTA latley, I find you going on about your Gimp suit. Now, have you not read about real life and computer games getting mixed up. Take care my friend. For those that dont already know, there is no gimp suit in San Andreas so you dont need to spend any time looking for it.

WOW a thread about the drummer, I thought that I would never see one of these. BANG BANG GET INTO EM

Its mad how a Rovers win can make you feel. Going out on the Mrs's Crimbo Party tonight but at 12:00 today she said that I better be in a good mood even if Rovers lose - this I could not promise but now I feel like I may be the life and soel of the party. Da Da, , ,Da Da, D Da Naaaa De De, De De Ne Da Daaaaaa ROVERS (well you try spelling that)

It's all about timing tris. [like when to close the poll]. BTW, I've just realised, we should have had the two of them in the side. There can't be another team with Sherwood Forrest in their midfield! Well done Den. Thats a joke that as soon as its read everyone will say - why didnt I think of that. Good Gag

Yep me too. I just cant vote for someone that I have NEVER seen kick a ball

3-2 Rovers. Rovers 2-0 down for 80 mins until Jansen bags a hatrick

In my opinion Dunn gave everything when he was a Blackburn player. I admit at times Dunn did try and be the best, but overall when he played in a Blue and White shirt he gave 100% every game. Dunn was a huge influence why we gained promotion along with several other teams in the 2000/01 campaign. Dunn could have ran in front of the Blackburn End but didn’t. He’s still a supporter of the club, compared to Shearer when he scored his first goal for Newcastle at Ewood in the FA Cup, grinning his face of in front of the Blackburn End. I was sat in the crowd the day Shearer did that. He ran over got on one knee and with one hand pointed to the Newcastle badge and with the other pointed into the Rovers crowd. Its the only time I have noticed him to change his celebration. But with Dunny ever since the day he left he has kept on saying that he will always be a Rovers fan and the reason he left was because of the manager. When Dunny is fit, he can be worldclass and that is my opinion and which no one else can take away. I was pleased that he had a good reception. Oh yeah, all said I would have Shearer back tomorrow

This is really getting on my nerves. I awoke with GMTV this morning and their MAIN story was about Yorke and the racist rovers fans. They said on the news that two people made the noises and then ALL of the Blackburn fans started too boo him. Now lets look at the facts:- If like on Glenns report, these two idiots were in the BBE how would Yorke have been able to hear them from the touch line (after all, he could never hear Souness telling him to put the ball in the back of the net) The people on GMTV reported that the fans were booing well Black, White, Yellow, or Green, if you played rubbish for your previous club and you come back then your going to get booed. Its got nothing to do with being racist I find this as typical English reporting and I can bet that half the gernos who are blabbing on about it wernt even at the game

I will certainly attend his testimonial

Yes, all of them. I mean you might have to go up a couple of steps but they are really not that high. Don't worry about it. Ha Brilliant

Can we not just stick the songs thread in this section:- Click Me

Weapons 1 R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up Weapons 2 R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left Weapons 3 R1, R2, L1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left , Down, Down, Down $250,000, full health and armor R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up Lower Wanted Level R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down Raise Wanted Level R1, R1, Circle, R2, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left Spawn A Rhino Circle, Circle, L1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L1, L2, R1, Triangle, Circle, Triangle Pedestrian Attack (cannot be turned off) Down, Up, Up, Up, X, R2, R1, L2, L2 Pedestrian Riot (cannot be turned off) Down, Left, Up, Left, X, R2, R1, L2, L1 Pedestrians have weapons R2, R1, X, Triangle, X, Triangle, Up, Down Aggressive Traffic R2, Circle, R1, L2, Left R1, L1, R2, L2 Black Traffic Circle, L2, Up, R1, Left, X, R1, L1, Left, Circle Spawn Rancher Up, Right, Right, L1, Right, Up, Square, L2 Spawn Bloodring Banger Down, R1, Circle, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, Left, Left Spawn Caddy Circle, L1, Up, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, Circle, X Spawn a Stretch R2, Up, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right Faster Gameplay Triangle, Up, Right, Down, L2, L1, Square Slower Gameplay Triangle, Up, Right, Down, Square, R2, R1 Faster Clock Circle, Circle, L1, Square, L1, Square, Square, Square, L1, Triangle, O, Triangle Overcast R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Square Destroy Cars R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, Square, Triangle, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1 Cars on Water Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2 Perfect Handling Triangle, R1, R1, Left, R1, L1, R2, L1 Faster Cars Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 Pink Traffic Circle, L1, Down, L2, Left, X, R1, L1, Right, Circle Flying Boats R2, Circle, Up, L1, Right, R1, Right, Up, Square, Triangle Commit Suicide Right, L2, Down, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, L2, L1 Unlock Romero Down, R2, Down, R1, L2, Left, R1, L1, Left, Right Unlock Trashmaster Circle, R1, Circle, R1, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right 4 star wanted level R1, R1, Circle, L1, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down All Traffic Lights Stay Green Right, R1, Up, L2, L2, Left, R1, L1, R1, R1 All Vehicles Invisible (Except Motorcycles) Triangle, L1, Triangle, R2, Square, L1, L1 Spawn Hotring Racer #1 R1, circle, R2, Right, L1, L2, X (2), Square, R1 Spawn Hotring Racer #2 R2, L1, Circle, Right, L1, R1, Right, Up, circle, R2

Thats because iv been away from thursday - sunday and iv played it for about 1 1/2 hours since last wednesday You should count your self lucky I got mine last week and have played about 15 mins so for - DAMM Girlfriend

Were you saying this last weekend? Why should he? Yes I was saying it last weekend. Yes I was pleased with the goal (obviously) but there is just something I dont like about him. I would rather play with Gally, Stead or Dickov My opinion of course so dont jump on my back if you disagree

catch up to the train and let Smoke pump lead into them. Early on, there's a car on the tracks. Get past the car before the train hits it to make sure that you lose no speed at all. When Smoke says take the high road, take it, and stay on it until the tunnel. Smoke seems to hit more from that point. If you can't get them by the time they hit north Red County, they've caped, and you have to restart. If you do get them, drive Smoke back to his house and celebrate a long victory.

I know its a draw but I think that all Rovers fans everywhere should have a smile on their face WHY? Well:- 1. We played well againt Liverpool last week and carried that on this week by playing very well today. 2. Bazza seems to be showing why we paid the money for him. Worth every penny 3. Mceverly, this fella has put a big smile on my face. He can tackle, go forward and cross a ball - fantastic If we keep playing like we have done in the past two games there is no way we can go down One last thing though, Boothroyd can sod off back to where he came from.

I dont understand What does a toilet have to do with John

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Finally got hold of my own copy last night (after pinching my nephews because as I had pointed out, he is too young to be playing that kind of thing) anyway, got it from Game and upon purchase, the guy behind the counter said - do you know, you will need a full memory card in order to save your game. I was shocked to hear this but bought a new memory card anyway (the old one is getting full so it makes no odds) So, after thinking about this for a while I started to disbelieve him. For those of you that have saved the game:- Does it take a full card and if not, will it start to take up a full card as you progress (can you imagine completing a hard mission and then being told that there isn't any space left for the save)

On the race missions, I used to park about three cars up in front of the other cars then I would drive into the red sqaure to start the race and the other cars would just crash into the other cars and I would get a head start. With regard to San Andreas, I had my first play last night which lasted all of 20 mins (stupid Mrs). Anyway, It seems pretty good so far exept I'm not all that sure about the new health system and I dont know if it was just my T.V. but eveything looks pretty dark - even when sunny. Part of my 20 mins was wasted by quite an addictive arcade game that you find in the pub where you are a bee. Now, this game is not graphicly good nor does it seem to be something that I would want to play much but for some reason I couldnt put it down. Yeah I know, a brand new GTA game and I'm sat there playing the role of a bee - Very very sad

Really! When I think of Abbey, all I can imagine is a p-head

Really! When I think of Abbey, all I can imagine is a ###### head

I expected you to come on here telling us about every little detail about how amazing it is and we should get our food supplies in now because we wont be going out for a while. Are you saying that its good but dont get over excited or are you being sarcastic?