Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook the dwarfs' lunches.
However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.
Tearfully she yelled in the mine entrance: "Hello, is anyone there?"
A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: "Australia will win the Rugby World Cup."
"Thank God," said Snow White, "at least Dopey's still alive."