If ToMo wants his 5 permanent signings in by the time they go to Austria in 2 weeks he needs to stop building sand castles on Lindisfarne beach and crack the feck on. Nobody wants to crank up the 'ToMo (and Waggott) Out' thread again but there are limits to what the loyal can endure. I hope this focuses some minds.

You keep logging on to say the same thing so I'm not sure you escaped the rays unscathed?

It would be strange if we didn't offer him a 2 year deal considering we offered Whittingham and Caddis the same deal last summer. Obviously it will be more money but then again Graham will offer more to the team. If these rumours are true then he's either being greedy or we have offered a contract that makes him look elsewhere, a bit like Warnock did with Whittingham last year.

Extra money or an extra year?

Graham is a natural goalscorer who holds the ball up very well. If his legs haven't gone again he will be a big asset in the Championship.

Does Dryhorse have a point?

His form dropped massively. His break from the team and Lenihan's return was crucial. He played well when he came back in the team.

No interest from Rovers.

Utter nonsense.

They do, but I wasn't being serious. We will get them when we get them, and if it's anything like last summer they'll be names that haven't been mentioned in the national press.

That's too vague. I need a date? Not that kind of date and certainly not with you, although I'm sure you're lovely. Well lovely-ish. Look, just forget it, I'm not interested in anything like that. This is a football forum. Leave me alone.

Thanks. Can you let us know when that might be?

I expect Prince William and David Cameron to be manning the collection buckets at the next Villa home game.

Is that the same Dryhorse who had to have a thread started for him so he didn't infect the rest of the board with the massive chip on his Scottish shoulder?

No idea mate, I can't remember him from the Oxford game.

There's no logic to that. He'll be getting a wage drop to a level he would have been at anyway at Boro. He'll also be in the Prem for a year playing regularly, not in the Championship for a team that might never go up.

He did stand out against us but his goals record is pretty poor generally. Last season he got 6 in 21 games for Coventry in Lg2 and 4 in 11 for Oldham in Lg1. He's scored most of his career goals in French Div 5.

? Is that the mist rolling in from the sea at the Mull of Kintyre?

You told her that her son should NOT choose the Premier League club? Were you advising Venky's from 2010 onwards?!

https://yellowsforum.co.uk/threads/joe-rothwell.929/ OUFC forum thread on Rothwell. Nixon 11 O Clocker tonight Sharpe to deny it tomorrow.

Dryhorse = Dunn FC?

Otzhumer McGeough Edwards Nixon slayer.

Waggott stated we would be in one of the interviews he did when he came back from India.

Posh Chairman taking the piss out of another of Nixon's exclusives. Posh have had a bid accepted for some Irish lad called Forrester. Big money for Edwards turned down in January. But then he would say that!