Fake footballer?

We'll sign him then.

Statler and Waldorf......a foot race, drive forward, if in doubt kick it out, Harwood Bellis, let me knock one out.

Fuck Evans for Arma!

Kaminski excellent save from Kasim-Richards.

Then tweet about it. He's a professional footballer, having his wage paid by us. As above, one missed tackle and this ref will send him off.

Lucky, lucky, lucky!

But why take off his shirt to celebrate Liverpool and get a yellow!

Arma should have had a hat-trick by now.

Gally's hair scores!

Maggot in the board room counting his money?

Our defending is woeful.

Holtby howler on the edge of the box, yellow on top.

Stood statuesque, arms crossed, if he stays like that he might get a police cordon around him soon.

What's the stat......we always concede the first goal under Twat Manager!

Same old.

I would have liked, but I can never give any credit to the Loons. I just think they have left the terrible triplets to their own devices, otherwise they would have shown them the doors ten games ago. They have just let us drift, by losing money hand over fist. Still don't get it!

As Reading are ont telly, Sky, does that mean I can be miserable on the red button for my huge subscription for nowt extra? Apparently not, 20th April v Sheff Weds on red dot.

It's a chippy tea! You posh paws, see Lancashire Hotpots!

Massive Rhodes fan!

Feck off!!

Their keeper has gifted us two goals!

Kaminski lucky to get away with another there.

Current table 17th, 10 points off relegation.