...that`s a secret!

If the club security cannot identify blokes in skirts, green & white hoops & with strange accents then they are hardly going to find Dingles, are they? The Yorkshire twang is quite similar to our proud Lancashire accent!

Brown Cow, White Bull & Moorgate all open (at the moment)......but strictly for people with 'home-tickets' only.

.....just been down the club shop (3:15pm Fri) a steady flow of people getting tickets but no queues. ....still not decided whether this is good or bad? (depends if you want a ticket, i suppose??)

Akinbiyi??........wasn`t he once called Panic Buy-ee at a previous club??

I`ll find out if the brown Cow, White bull & moorgate are open. They are all just a tootle away from Ewood.

....Just got my tickets! I sent my "ticket bitch" to queue up for me (that`s my mate not my missus!) We`ve got 5 seats in the Riverside, so unfortunately for the rest of the riverside you are going to have to put up with an atnosphere for once!!! Ooh! I`m getting very excited now!!

All together now......... "YOU COULDN`T SELL YOUR TICKETS!! ....now, when i`m sat in the pub on Sunday, i want to hear every single one of the 4000+ (we know don`t we ) Rovers fans ramming it down the inbreds throats!

.....looking at it a different way, Ferguson is just trying to "suck up" to the many Rangers fans who gave him 5h1t when he left them. Many gers fans still feel bitter about 'how he left' to come to 'little Blackburn' ....in my book, he`s just trying to gain favour with his own people, by slagging off the common enemy down south. I`m not bitter but..... COME ON CELTIC!!! p.s.....can we replace this with "I`m with fergie"?????

Is that the club with the soul which recently had to sell it`s sh1tehole of a ground to pay the leccy bill? ....or the club with the soul that recently had to sell it`s 2 best (chortle!!) players so it could keep its head above water? ....or is it the club with the soul that finds it a struggle to sell out even when playing their most hated rivals?

I hope the Rovers fans will be doing our song...... Ner ner ner ner nernernerner!!!

I remember a manx cup/friendly game a while ago (Steve Livingstone era) at the turd. As the cram-packed service train pulled into one of the 1st stations in Burnley, a lone fat skinheaded Bumley fan with union jack was stood on the road above the station making rude gestures towards the packed train. Just as the train set off again, a dozen or so Rovers fans slipped past the police on the train & legged it from the platform towards the road. As the train pulled away from the station, it was travelling at roughly the same speed of the now legging it for his life dingle. All the travelling supporters were watching & cheering/goading as fatty`s lead over the chasing Rovers slipped away. Suddenly Fatty seemed to stumble in one of those comedy type falls that takes about 7 steps & dissapeared below a low wasteheight wall. Everyone cheered! .................................................................................................................. Another classic from the same game. Before & after the manx cup/friendly game the local plod 'walked' the Rovers fans from the train for what seemed like miles. On the way back to the station a car full of inbreds sped past shouting abuse & spitting in our direction & generallly being quite nasty (I seem to remember this being on a dual carriageway or something) ...about 30seconds later as the walking rovers fans rounded the long corner, someone spotted the 'inbred car' at the back of a rather large traffic queue. Suddenly these 'nasty & hard' people were being very quiet & trying not to be noticed. The car got a right good kicking & almost tipped-over before the local plod regained control of the situation & moved us all on. ................................................................................................................... N.B.....although funny, i do not condone violence in any way...especially against people less fortunate than ourselves.

Yeah, that picture is exactly how i remember it......dull & quite empty

question...... Does anybody know how many the dingles have sold? Is it on the net anywhere?

Just been past t`turd moor & took a picture of the queue.......

I`m in Darwen at the moment....this queue is huge!

Just a thought If the old firm are constantly complaining about there being no challenge from other teams in the SPL & there`s no way the EPL will let them join, then why don`t they try something else.....invite English teams to join the SPL. Newcastle/Sunderland/Boro are all just a stones throw away from Sconny Botland.....& i`m sure newcastle would jump at the chance of actually winning something! (joking!!) ........or Instead of treating the old firm as a special case, why don`t the SFA ask to amalgamate with the football league & create a new British League?? I think this would inject some life into the lower leagues. The likes of Hearts/Hibs/Aberdeen & Dundee Utd should be able to 'hold their own' in the championship.......& IF(and that`s a big 'IF') the old firm are as good as they say they are, then promotion to the EPL will be a doddle & could be done in a season or two. ....Think about it?

In the early 80s, the away end at t`turd was closed due to capacity. Thousands of Rovers fans were turned away. Me & my mate were only in our early teens & asked a copper what we should do. "There`s loads of room in the beehole end (old open terrace behind nets) just hide your scarves & go in there".....so we did Cannot imagine that happening these days. ...A helpful hint if you do go in the numpty end....wear mittons, so they can`t tell you only have 5 digits...it`s a proper giveaway that! ......& if anyone talks to you, talk s l o w l y like there`s something wrong with you & if you can, add a twang of yorkshire in your voice....you`ll fit right in!

Last time we played at the Dingle Dome, i took my car, parked it near the ground, no problem. Unfortunately i had to get on a coach after the game, & come back for my car at 10pm that night. The friendly local plod said this was due to the locals deciding to modernise their town centre and make it open plan

No no no! I could never bring myself to support united. During last nights game, i said to my mate that Arsenal could end up losing this (Arsenal were 2-1 up at the time) as United just seemed to be that bit more focused. I am gutted they won, but reluctantly have to admit they have a bit of 'steel' about them that Arsenal lack. I`m ashamed of myself

18.30pm news on radio saying Rovers reject 3rd bid for Fergy.....not much time left now.....midnight is deadline in Sconny Botland

Don`t you worry! I didn`t have a season ticket last time we played at t`turd, but i still got on. Where there`s a will, there`s a way Time to buy some shares in shop glazing, me thinks!

...... i heard a rumour (an alleged rumour i hasten to add) that big Col had been playing 'hide the sausage' & got caught by his missus, who gave him the ultimatum "move back to Sconny, or else"

That must be one helluva big coach!!

On Sky tv today, they commented on a new song Brighton fans have for their boss Mark McGhee.... (to the tune of let it be..... "Mark McGhee Mark McGhee Mark McGhee Mark McGhee he drinks pints of whiskey........Mark McGhee!!!"