I think they've actually only got 2 mics and the 3rd guy is commenting over the shoulder ?

.... anyway. As I was saying. I don't mind when the commentary is off as the feed then comes from the cameras with the crowd audio. The tin can stuff is awful. I'm even questioning if I have a mono TV or not.

INSTEP!!!! All the waaaaayyyyyyy!

Lol. I was just this minute on the audio menu of the TV trying to make it better. So it's not just me. I don't mind the commentary off .... Gooooooool!

He might go on a 'funny run'.

Maybe I should put this on the big screen and see if we improve. ?

Do they still sell Soda Stream and Mr Frosty? Christmas is coming and my ZX Spectrum 48k just broke.

We'd do anything for a 'guy that doesn't do anything except score goals' these days. As well as our well known defensive failings we're really lacking a genuine goal scoring forward (Dack can't do everything).

It's going as I thought. Derby aren't the footballing team of last season and we often struggle to break down these stodgy teams that come here for a point/smash n grab. One shot on target on 45mins. It's not good enough. We'll all have to hope that was our bad half.

We don't score too many from corners.

Keep the commentary off please! It's much better.

Spoiler Alert!

For the neutral you could hardly get more mid-table miss the game. 11th v 14th. For us it seems that hope is building and we all know what that means. 4 points off the play-offs. I'm not sure if that's close enough for the major bottle out just yet - that might have to wait until midweek. . . . or. . . . . 1-1. ?

He'd never looked too healthy, and statistically tall people don't live to be a great age, but this was certainly unexpected. There won't be any point in watching The Verdict ever again now. R.I.P. Bob Dylan. And R.I.P. the Verdict.

So in the end the 2nd test will be remembered for the worst drop (Denly) in world cricket ever.

Christ! I also heard a rumour there's no choc-ice break at the cinema these days. It sounds like more like torture than fun.

Crikey! What a shit draw! I think Brum are one of those teams people would have forgotten to put on the worst ties we could get list. Craphole of a city too. Absolutely nothing good about that draw.

Preston away.

What about Israel?

I know he's only 3 innings in. But Sibley hasn't looked great so far. . . . . Once upon a time 2 games would be all you'd get, then back to the club game.

I have to say that was the worst draw I've even seen for anything. Even the commentator and the people in the studio hardly had any clue what was going on. They should have at least got Jonathan Pearce to do Robot Wars style commentary to distract everyone and maybe play some animations of the Belgians whining. We all know the format is crap in 2020. If UEFA really do want to 'bring it to the fans' they may as well play testimonial games and give everyone a winners medal. There is no real group of death as such as four out of the six group's 3rd placed teams also qualify. THAT SUCKS!

How long before they're saying come back Jason Roy all is forgiven? ?

So, I've just put it through the Woganator. England to lose in the first knock-out stage to Portugal/France/Germany. ?

That's the only thing I deduced from the whole charade.

What's going on Prez? Have England been knocked out yet?