Top headline on SkySports News tally: Raya 1-0 Walton ??

Tony or Tosh? Who'd even know. ?‍♀️☺️

A bit sneaky I know. But one's an apostrophe.

Our form says we are 10th in the league and Boro are 18th in the league.

Who is going to be the first to say it? Who is going to be first to say it? Shall we have a game of Hangman? Oooooooooooooooohhhh.... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _.

Boring how we dropped back and invited an average team to run us ragged. Had it not been for Walton's worldie and Rudy missing a sitter it would have been same old same old. We're not going down. The game became more about Tony T's pride in the last 20, and it almost cost us, almost.

Phew. Unispiring point a piece between 2 average sides. But Tony T gets what he wants and that's all that matters.

The last 20 mins have been terrible. Hanging on for the point, just. Boro's defence is crap, what are we doing?

Gordon Walton Banks! Then....Gestede...argghhh. Hold hold! ?

2 unmarked at the back post. Very poor!

That was like a first division goal.

The game's got a Gestede/Assombalonga winner all over it.

Had to install Opera and Adobe Flash at HT to get visuals on the laptop. Even then the logging in method was bizarre, via the 'listen to' link. iFollow is as random as Tony's Tombola.

Darrrrreeeeeennnnnnnnn! I think that's why he's here. Only 29, yet 4 games out of 5 seems more like 49.

No! Anyone that's been anywhere 'warmer' needs 2 weeks to recover after coming back to the middle of winter.

I think I preferred the game without the visuals.

I've got the opposite problem. I can watch on the Rovers app on smartphone, but not on the laptop. More random F**kery!

I don't know what they've done to the website. But I can't even login, it just goes on a loop with the 'subscribe advert'.

Is the Boro game another ineligible match for random people today?

?️ I can confidently say that I never ever woefully misplaced a pass 'down the wing' to then have the keeper kick it in the net. ?

I know. But it's funny, some have been talking about him 'bulking up' for over a year when you don't even need that long. If he did some proper bulking up he'd probably be like a tank on roller ice skates (and if we're lucky become almost as good as a poor man's Jason Roberts). ?

Surely I'm not the only one that hoped this thread would be about the once hot model from the 90s.

Is Brereton ready yet? In the real world most young adults only need 6 months to turn their Mr Muscle (the advert) physique into an Adonis.

I'll go for a hard fought 2-1 to Boro. Bearing in mind they are a much improved team now and our manager's heart and soul is with the opposition. I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if Woodgate's dour team suddenly start 'playing 'like Manchester United in 1999' (for one game only of course). We should be thankful that Ravel Morrison didn't sign in time to face us, or I'm sure Tony T would have been showing our players his only good career game for West Ham and have us quaking in our boots from kick-off. ?