Anyone else actually looking forward to seeing how they explain this shit show??

I’m sure they’ll apologise to you tomorrow for ruining your bedtime

Neon announcement?

Who has Luca Toni joke and random footballer in Blackburn area joke on deadline day bingo??

That is correct grammar if that’s what you’re questioning…

Where’s that?

Cheery

Not had the best hour have you

All barely has beens. If we’d signed them without all this moaning about transfers before most would be slating the signings

Like?

For this alone, I hope we don’t

“Clubs” means we don’t have a chance. Unless he’s willing to take a huge pay cut or take those charity singles in part exchange.

Does serving hot dogs count as consultancy these days?

Guess

True. But not really what I was questioning…

You’ve never seen him play surely

Consistently slated by managers for his attitude. Kinda glad we didn’t get him. He’ll be bit-part at Burnley at best

Given that’s the evening of deadline day you’d hope so…

Diaz has scored less league goals than Will Keane this season. He’s never looked like downing tools as such but he’s been playing more like his younger self since the World Cup. I’d have even taken 3 million for him now

Exclusive on that young juve lad who isn’t signing

What serious strides would those be?

Deal till the end of the season for Joao wouldn’t be horrendous. Relatively low risk and a different type of striking option

If it was that neo guy then almost definitely

Take cover everyone

His own random thought generator