confusion over who is who,woodrow mistaken for dennis and vice versa,both registrations ****** up and job done by pasha and swag

no he really is`nt,shankland is`nt great but at least he knows where the net is and is a fine finisher,not sure woodrow offers much these days,he left his best behind in barnsley

mostafa is well out of our league,id`e much prefer shankland to bloody cauley woodrow

i hope the players are safely ensconsed in a london hotel so no one will be sold on the cheap this year

dennis and woodrow arrive for their medical at the same time,the doctor is on his tea break and the medicals don`t get done and we don`t get either of them🙄

yes,bit like jason roberts but a better finisher

he was very good on friday night

very unlike rovers to be apparently signing someone like dennis in the transfer window,have they locked swag and pasha in the stationary cupboard???,we had the big german undev coming in a few years ago,he did`nt stop long when he heard their offer though

middlesborough really splashing the cash,Kelechi Iheanacho the latest one to sign,massive pressure on carrick to get promoted now ,personally don`t think he`s got the managerial nous to do it

confirmed that he`s a ****

waggot will pull the plug when he finds out how much he`s on a week🙂

not got a look in at forest(hardly surprising) he was one of the many signings when forest were buying all and sundry after they got promoted,cost them 20 million quid i think,was in a deadly attack at watford with jao pedro

is cauley woodrow not coming then???hope the collective idiots don`t end up deciding between dennis and woodrow who they want,they`ll pick woodrow 😆

he`s been playing in the usa,will take him some time to get back to championship level,thats why im`e not to bothered about not getting him,we should have signed him at his peak in jdt`s first season,but the old fax machine was playing up (cough cough)

if we can`t afford o`briens wages then we certainly can`t afford dennis`s

yeah right

cauley woodrow ffs,if we`de signed him 5 seasons ago then fair enough,ffs signing players like that can`t be good for team morale or the managers sanity,seeing as eustace does`nt get involved in recruitment,id`e rather play tyjon tbh

bruno ribeiro,the invisible man🙂

the indian secret service arrive and tell everyone to stop what they were doing and cease all operations,all the venky family have been arrested and the club is now the property of the indian govt,who intend to auction the club off quickly,waggott is also arrested for assisting venkys in their crooked exploits😁 thats one transfer window i would`nt mind failing to buy anyone

all the recruitment team ordered a pizza and then came down with food poisoning,hence we could`nt send the forms becuase they were all vomiting

player and his agent got attacked by a dog on their way to attending their medical

we`ll always be fighting with one hand tied behind our back as long as the indians own us,having a self serving ceo makes it even more difficult

we don`t have a problem creating chances,just finishing them off,thats why eustace wants a centre forward,goals win matches

sunderland appear to be pushing for the top 2,they`ll spend a significant amount on a proven striker,very much doubt they`ll go for an inexperienced 19 yr old

not when he`s been playing micky mouse football in the usa for two seasons,it will take him some time to get back to championship levels