Is there something funny about putting a man famed for heading the ball who's no doubt got repeated head injuries in charge of our operations?

'Head of' is such a vague new business term to inflate roles and deflated salaries. At least it's not Sensei or Grandmaster following the Guru shite of previous. Rudi in, Ruddy in - could Van Nistelroy solve our striker crisis? What is Gestedes impressive business history as mentioned in the Instagram, not to discredit him but genuinely curious. Is it better or worse than being involved in Norwich's golden generation and then the best run club in Scandinavia of recent. If so, I wonder if he will work with an even further cut budget.

Get with the times, it's Sensei Waggot now

Guru Nanak, a founding Guru of Sikhism, meditated for 3 days under a tree before his revelation that all this is is God, and all there ever is was God. Guru Owen shall meditate until the end of summer window post court case, before his own revelation - that there is no money to spend and there never was

What's the odds on us being priced out of Ruddy and ending up with Connor Ripley

A cynic might suggest that with a CV like the new technical directors (tbc) he may be better at playing the corporate game and job hopping than you know.. the actual job - "what am I here for again?"

If we are looking for more revenue we could stream the Devante Cole , Steve Waggot negotiations

My only slight reluctance is how similar he is to Leonard.

Made up names here but players I'd be asking on if we are looking in the bargain bucket McAtee (from Luton) Joe Taylor (from Luton) OConnor (from Lincoln) Freddie Draper (from Lincoln) Sorensen (from Lincoln) Jordi Jones (from Notts C) Lawal (from Celtic) Wiredu (from Fleetwood) Azeez (from reading) Armstrong (Kilmarnock) Phillips (St Johnstone) Leonard (from Brighton - not against Ayari if we can get some ownership) All with a viewing to making up the match day squad, not necessarily starting 11. All cheap and have something about that, men's game experience and some scope for development (barring the loans)

I know you've said dont jump on you but Christ alive, Ndidi and Ohare? Or do they have cousins

Don't think the manager could get a tune out of me

Speak for yourself, I'm coming in with no transfer fee but I want my singing on fee to reflect this

In fairness he's done that with Sam Morsy as captain too. Scientists have spent years attempting to see if we are in a simulation and McKenna has proved it in 24 months - it's just the simulation a Kieran McKenna football manager save

If Gally was half the player other clubs seem to think he is Pele would be in his garden padding his goals scored record

Not meaning this as a dig at chaddy as he gets too much grief in my book, but the most consistently funny thing on this forum is the way a player gets linked and then becomes Chaddy's solution. Never mentioned Ugbo before and now we will hear nothing but his name till September

Where do they sit in respect to Indian politics, Modi and the lack of majority going forward? Sods law suggests the uncertainty will confuse future funding further

Signed Aiden McGeady and Adam LeFondre in back to back seasons. We will be putting Fleck in the academy if this is the yard stick

Is our wages for the scouting department higher than the wages we can offer any scouted player?

I thought they still had some requirements regards playing at national level and continental football on some regard. Might be wrong. Or has this lad played for Sweden firsts or their youth team a bit?

Work permits make this a none starter

Think he's a winger, Google tells me a pre contract. Agree Turkish football has no money though. Also think if they did, and Szmod can't sort a proper deal elsewhere - the country, passion and European competition could tempt him

Bright Osayi Samuel

For Nixon's weekly big Sunday special does he: Find out mid week, make a note and hope no one breaks it before him (every week ad infinitum) Have some contact at the club working overtime Saturdays during the season end Make it up and cover himself with vague mystic meg predictions