Can I recommend Terry Pratchett's new book "Thud" Hes definately found a bit of form now after that slump with Soul Music ((shudders))

World population will probably be sorted by an outbreak of some nasty disease. I bet it wont be bird flu but an influenze outbreak or something similar is more and more likely each day. As for war over oil, its more likely it'll be over that scarcer commodity, drinkable water As for the Car owners - your right - get an LPG/Chip fat conversion or get a Hybrid That leaves loads of oil to make plastic stuff

easy win for the baggies 0-2

Yes - i think gray thinks MGP's missed it or VdS's saved it

thats what i said

right click on the picture - copy the properties bit and put it in your signature (via the image bit thingy in the signature but)

saturday lunch Doncaster won on pens btw

Full Time 3-1

oh that still makes me laugh. His utterly disgusted "Oh what are they doing?" when england took the light at the Oval still makes me smirk - this from Mr "30 Runs in 4 sessions" Boycott

3-1 Chav boy scores his second

I wont be there because I live in Birmingham and cant afford/be bothered to travel up to the game (spending £20 in petrol) to get home at about midnight to get up for work 6 hours later. That being said I hope the next cup game will be in Brum

well hes got a good chance of disproving Hughes hasnt he - or will he be shunned like souness did to other players Going on loan might well be the best thing that happens professionally for Gally.

0-0 sleep inducing bore draw

a black hole was he on the pitch yesterday?

theres an idea, is alcohol a controlled substance? And can players play when pished? If not the fans'l have to do a flintoff

Id love (not going to happen) to play a 4-3-3 with Reid Savage and Pederseen in Midfield (add Emerton when drunk) and play Jansen/Bentley Bellamy and Kuqi up front kuqi in the centre role with jansen/bentley and bellamy just behind and either side. That could be interesting or horrible, but hey at least it'll be more fun to watch. Good to see by the way that Shearer got a great send off. NOW STOP SCORING AGAINST US PLEASE ALAN

In what way has emerton showed any once of threat this season, other than crappy backpasses to gift goals to the opposition

sorry - we have been mugged - Rovers played well and Newcastle get two (good) but against the run of play goals. Its just like watching Rovers under Souness

can i vote for all of the above

any one see the special that Channel 4 put on yesterday? not bad brought back some great (and other terrifying) memories Warne was interviewed a number of time, and sorry Dawksybaby, he came across as a very good intelligent person who was a great sportsman, gracious (if through gritted teeth) in defeat. Time to be gracious in victory too. Because I cant wait to go down to Australia and crush them - because then we can be right arrogant @#/?s muhahahaha

I agree theno whats better a goal that comes due to a oment of brilliance (or fluke) by being spanked from 30/40 yards out or a goal that is all passing and fluid movement followed by a fantastic finish I go for the latter

I cat get over how good a cross it was let alone how good a goal it was

why not?

To be honest Khabbadi would be much more fun and entertaining to watch than Rovers vs Bolton was last weekend