No but as you're working in a Blackburn Marketing department, im sure with hard work and application you can make the step up to the Golden Arches soon. Bloody flipcharp flippers

speaking from your own experience by the looks of it.

I think you'll find that Cheshire is a bit lower than blackburn, what with Blackburn being at the start of the Pennines and what not. Also Chesh has something called a PROPER EDUCATION and tons of money so of course he feels superior. But to be honest, Ive had dumps that have good reason to claim they are better than you

Here here an HND or HNC are just college course dressed up as "proper" qualifications to give the lower classes the illusion that they have been to university and therefore educated to a High level, like wot we are. A proper degree is one that has a bachelor of science or engineering after it, from a university that is not called "The University of *****" Thats an ex-polytechnic not a proper university. I love educational snobery, and A-Levels/GCSE's were much harder in my day That being said an HND/HNC will be handy in you getting that burger flipping job youve always wanted.

A traffic cone being thrown is a serious crime in my book. However I was just trying to say that if anyone had seen anything other than a bunch of chavs trying to prove their tiny manhoods they could possibly help a murder inquiry

West Mids Police More importantly some bloke was shot dead in the vicinity of Villa on the saturday - if anyone saw anything suspicious please check the above link.

West Mids Police More importantly some bloke was shot dead in the vicinity of Villa on the saturday - if anyone saw anything suspicious please check the above link.

but its not banter is it? Its abuse, and usually pathetic abuse at that. Although "You'll never get a passport" at Fulham the other year was good fun, especially when I pointed out that the fake pharoh sat in the other stand. Being rude and abusive to your own fans and stewards isnt big, it isnt hard, its definately not clever. Its pathetic, and your not real fans, unless real fans are stupid ignorant rude chavs who deserve a good kicking once in a while when they decide to ###### off some proper hooligans at a ground, but they wont because at any hint of trouble they run and hide in the rest of the rovers fans and get the rest of the rovers fans in trouble. If it wasnt so tragic it would be funny.

So why are they not in the team then? Tait looks like he will be brilliant but not for a little while (now he'll go on and get 5 for 20 at the Oval) ut why havent they been brought in sooner when it was obvious that Gillespie and Kasper were not performing and that McGrath was out? Where are the others? Why the Hell is Symonds not in your team? However you will know more about your youth teams than me, but I think that you will become just a good side and no longer the greatest side when Warne and McGrath both retire

pray what do they normally play like? Youve only had three consistantly good players this series Lee, Warne and when fit McGrath The rest of your team have been average at best disapointing at worse Where as England have always seemed to find someone to step up to the block when needed. Dont forget Austrailia have now been bowled cheaply in 3 test matches. And hit for 400+ in two innings. Only one of your players has hit a ton. But I think you will scrape a win at the Oval, and is you do fair play - reward for great bowling at Lords, a fantastic Innings from Ponting at Old trafford and Shane bloody warne. What you going to do when McGrath and Warne retire???

One of these days someone with dyslexia's going to trip us up on this

Not wishing to sound like too much of a square, and this isnt aimed at anyone in particular you could go to the local police, and go excuse me those idiots are trying to cause some trouble. and point them out discreatly - ie that ejit in the burburry cap/scarf/jacket/trousers/pants with the brick in his hand. If the police wont help or you dont want to do it at that time. Report them to the club, im sure they would be quite happy to ensure that these pricks never watch the rovers again, they give the rest of us a bad name. Whats next "No Surrender to the IRA" being sung at every bloody away ground.

oh god. Jim I dont remember '53, was it good? Also who was the best non white cricketer? and was he better than Botham? And is not Flintoff getting up there? And Also should Warne (and lee for that matter) not be counted as all rounders 2 years ago England would have lost this test, the edgebaston test and probably the old trafford test. Now we are upset when we draw the king is dead, long live the king. That being said I quite expect Austrailia to come back at the oval all guns blazing, with an extra bowler and get rid of a batsman (Hayden??) McGrath should be fit, hopefully Jones will be too, if not Tremlet or Collingwood? Football, who cares???

and England set Austrailia 130 to win at Leeds in 1981

Just going back to the decisions - the whinging ozzies have had a number of LBW appeals against them turned down, when hawkeye shows that it would have hit leg stump, however there is enough doubt to say no, fair enough no complaints. Id moan more about inside edges onto pads if I were you. Also how many catches did Brad Hogg make when clarke was having his back expertly massaged at Old Trafford by two thai ladyboys (alledgedly ) Anyway what comes arond goes around, if you want to play in a spirit of fairplay - you have to as well, tell Warne to stop appealing for anything and everything and I'll give you some more sympathy.

Thats what I heard, the early finish was to do with the TV scheduling. If wrong I appologies to C4

Didnt need to set one up in the end Phil, but if we have to Ill let you know

Or stand up to extreamist Islam anyway, I believe that Islam as a whole isnt a threat just the "looney fringes" unfortunately they're the ones that try and get their way using force and violence. Instead of the CofE which uses the cunning tactic of high teas and cucumber sandwiches.

True Phil, but C4 didnt want the first tranche of tests in a summer and instead only wanted teh second lot (ones in school holidays) also its because of them we have this stupid 6 oclock is simpsons time end. As much as Id love it to be on normal TV sky will give the comittment to the cricket that it deserves, not some halfarsed compromise shoehorned in between the Simpsons. I dont believe the Beeb even bothered for TV, still, theyve got TMS for all tests now, so I dont have to try and listen to talksports commentary

?? Got Chat now Phil, but if you want its goshoveitupyourbum@hotmail.co.uk

Well start of 20th Century's slightly closer - but the civil war in Lebanon was only 20 years ago. But I havent argued that Islam shouldnt modernise, ive said some of Islam needs to modernise and most of it isnt because a large majority of muslims, especially in the west are secular, unfortunately we just hear about the loonies who like the new style of C4 waist coats and Rucksacks. And stuff that happened 400 years ago is still a good excuse for genocide in the Balkans and conflict in Norhtern Ireland. I mean a march celebrating a battle 300 years previously just to rub the neighbours noses in it is a bit OTT, but hey thats Northern Irish politics for you.

going to be a draw

Theres nothing like bitter, vindictive whinging aussies

If the aussies do this I will stand and applaud.