Mate, I’m not beating on Australians here so don’t get in a tizz but … 
…don’t you have the capacity to admit you mightn’t be the best every single time? This idea that ‘Aussie is the best and I’ll never admit anything else’ is a myopia which baffles me.  
And once again because I know that you are a sensitive bunch deep down, I think Australians are superb company.. aw heck, I’ll even admit that  some of my mates are Australian. It’s just this weird belligerence I don’t get. 
And for the record, the answer is Rooney.