[Archived] Never Ending Story...

[colin]

into Coco-dom was doomed

[patrickvalery]

however, an unlilkey hero

[jim mk2]

emerged named Eric Black

[neekoy]

who after five weeks

[Beta Ray Bill]

married a young walrus

[Stuart]

of Bavarian origin that

[Beta Ray Bill]

once cycled from Cleckheaton

[Willie Eckerslike]

to Blackburn with a

[Rover95]

Monkey on his back

[Willie Eckerslike]

eating custard from a

[SouthAussieRover]

soggy brown paper bag

[Doug]

which he'd found during

[Rover95]

a drinking session in

[Stuart]

Prague just outside the

[J*B]

force is strong, jedi.

[Doug]

public house, which was

[Willie Eckerslike]

frequented by the biggest

[Boner]

dwarf ever seen by

[Rover95]

Man. Then just as

[Stuart]

darkness fell, the brightest

[Doug]

idea crossed his mind

[Willie Eckerslike]

He could build a

[Beta Ray Bill]

replica of Francis Rossi

[Stuart]

out of marshmellows and

[Willie Eckerslike]

twiglets, coated with green