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Ahh, blast, I thought this was for a striker. I'm 31, but I'm left-footed and keen :rover:

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Damn I thought we had a manager vacancy

Here's my CV

I will give it a right good go

I will get back to the training pitch and regroup

I will complain all day about financial fair play

I am willing to travel long distances whenever I'm required

Oh and I'm willing to start my own chicken farm.

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Don't say the word "keen" if you get an interview.

But you must say you are good at stacking shelves.

BTW: Are they paying the Living Wage and what are the pension arrangements?

Posted

But you must say you are good at stacking shelves.

BTW: Are they paying the Living Wage and what are the pension arrangements?

Think I would ask about the sick pay scheme 1st

Posted

Damn I thought we had a manager vacancy

Here's my CV

I will give it a right good go

I will get back to the training pitch and regroup

I will complain all day about financial fair play

I am willing to travel long distances whenever I'm required

Oh and I'm willing to start my own chicken farm.

Don't forget that you'll come up with affectionate nicknames for all your colleagues.

Posted

Funny you should mention that. I heard Steve Finn refer to two of his teammates as 'Cooky' and 'Belly'. This is important stuff and quite disgraceful. He should be dropped for Trent Bridge.

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Funny you should mention that. I heard Steve Finn refer to two of his teammates as 'Cooky' and 'Belly'. This is important stuff and quite disgraceful. He should be dropped for Trent Bridge.

Who are you supporting? ;)

Cook referred to Finn as Finny after the match.

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