Has anyone got any funny pics of the geordies or jokes? I have been getting hell from one in the office and need some ammo to throw back

Dont for one minute think that I am having a dig because I am not But if you click 'my assistant' at the top, you can search for topics that have say 'Derbyshire' in them. I use other forums and as you go down the page its really annoying to read the same things over and over again and nothing ever gets done about it. The mods here are class for merging topics that dont need 5 threads As I say, I am not having a go - just wanted to point that out before anything turns nasty

Talked about in here

I would LOVE to see Matty and Bellers up front together. NO ONE should judge what happened on Sunday even if Kuqi came on and did a better job in the lone role up front. Let him have a proper run then judge

In that case apologies. It must have only been me that watched the ball getting lumped into the air towards no one every two minutes. Off to Spec Savers to get this sorted out

What game were you watching?

Jansen and Ped should have stayed on the pitch and we should have just took mokoena off and put Kuqi on. Normally I would be pleased with a draw but it feels like we have lost

Bring it on

Gally Saves The Day

Put them in a frame and hang em on your wall (then sell the other 10 di canio shirts your have in your big box) Wez_of_the_Rovers I think more like Dellboy_of_the_Rovers

Scotty, tell your mate Dave that was a good read Anyway, I am hoping that the Bolton old man brigade starts to tire in the second half which means ped and bentley can go on a rampage. 1-3 Rovers Ped/Sav and er......er......Matty Speed for them

sums things up

Before Sav joined us I used to say. You hate playing against him but you would love him to be on your team. Well I was wrong, I would rather have - Tuggs,Flitty,Thommo,Reid,Bentley ahead of Savage now a days. Also, I couldnt care what he gets up to in his own time or who cares to sponsor him.

Neil will be banned but I really doubt Todd will to be honest because I dont think he will be charged in time - but he will be charged and I suspect maybe for more than 3 games too.

Something for Glenn's wardrobe Click

Good Post KuqiMonster - sorry I mean Cookiemonster. I think I will wait to see if Todd is banned before making a prediction. Without Todd and Neil I would think we will be playing The Axe in the middle with Reid on the right. Not too bad I suppose unless Amo rises from the dead and if that happens then we will get beat 5-0 because they will skip past him while he poses for pictures. Not to forget, Baros will get his first game and will have a point to prove to everyone - gulp

Why you all talking in here - click the chat button at the top of the screen

Yar, you tell em Glenn

Still in shock after just watching it again on Football First. I am really confused about where OUR Lucas Neil has gone because that certainly wasnt him yesterday. Charlie Nichols on Soccer Saturday was saying things like - wonderful passing from Blackburn - Great Team Work. I thought that he had gone mental but then I watched it and thought I was going mental. Well done lads, play like that every week and Ewood will soon fill up. The only dissapointment for me was Kuqi not getting a goal - he had enough chances.

While we are at it why dont we go in for Owen, Rooney and Crespo on loan. Get real man we WILL NOT sign a striker weather it be on loan or in hard cash especially the likes of Smith Saha or Keane. Walking in a Benhben Wonderland

Please could you be a bit more specific - Ta

I dont know if its any where else but I heard that Mokoena was hacked down in a disgusting manner by none other that Fulham's Heidur Helguson. Apparently he was laying screaming in agony and was removed from the pitch very quickly. Were dropping like flies.

Yeah but they are trying to rush it out way ahead of the PS3 so that people will (they hope) get bored of waiting and just buy the XBOX360 instead. I know what your saying but I bought the Master System/MegaDrive/Mega CD/Saturn (Yes, I was a Sega fan) and Playstation 2 all in the first month that the came out and had no regrets whatsoever in doing so however, I think it was at the same time I was rabbiting on about the Mega CD to a pal he said that he was off to buy an Atari Jaguar Funniest console ever

It could be £100 and I would still buy a PS3

I should imagine something like this:- JW - Hi, I am John Williams Vinjay - I suppose it was those damm Walkers that made you say hi to me. JW - Er yes, so, nice weather we are having Vinjay - You wait a couple of days, if the Walkers get their way the rain will come you mark my words JW - Erm....Do you have anything to ask me about the Rovers Vinjay - Yes, is it true that it was actually one of the Walkers that drove that taxi into Matt Jansens bike? JW - I am sure I do not know what you mean Vinjay - Well, answer me this. Why did the Walkers not buy Ronaldinho for us this summer? JW - I think I have to go now, nice talking too you Vinjay - THE WALKERS SUMMONED YOU BACK EH EH. DON'T DO IT THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU - - - THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ALL OF US JW - (All that can now be heard from JW is the sound of him running away) Well, that was how I imagined it going anyway