CrouchingNunhiddenCucumber

I like the fact after 314 pages of people mentioning that the odds don't mean a fuck that on every single one of those 314 pages someone has refenced the odds.

Given the fact that the DoF was originally going to be employed after the coach/manager I suspect the assumption that it's Knutsen we're looking at is pretty unlikely. No idea who this guy is but he seems to have his head screwed on and interviews very well. We do still have Venkys running the show though so I back them to pull out an absolute stinker on the management front.

Do you think it's because of the fact the clowns in charge haven't a fuck what's going on so there's nothing to keep under wraps?

Given how much they ignored Mowbrays appalling runs of form I'd be concerned that if any of those three made the effort to go to India then they'd be left in place to take us down to League One.

Given Venkys previous I honestly think Ainsworth is an ambitious appointment. I would put Woodgate, Adkins & Cocu much more in their wheelhouse..

I mean, it's going to be a dud isn't it

If you don't give any air to the fire it'll go out.. Or, ignore wankers that try and impress strangers with knowledge they don't have

And the odds tumble

You only have to look at our last appointment to know how relevant the odds are. Perhaps at other clubs you could read into it more, but not even the clowns that own us know what's going to happen let alone people like Nixon etc that affect the betting markets

Is Woodgate HSH?! Close the fucking book, decision made

Unlikely I'll give you but I believe we would pay compensation for the *right manager *HSH client

So could someone assume that no one within HSH stable currently fits the bill so Lowe stays in place to keep their dirty little fingers in the pie? (Allegedly)

Yep, fucking stinks. There is no plausible reason to keep him in place that isn't dodgy.

C6nts attract c6nts. Venkys deserve everything they get with all the leeches floating around waiting for their chance to suck them dry. The problem is we the fans don't deserve this shit. It's so utterly hateful from top to bottom.

In fact fuck it go and get Ainsworth, he's the only one left that draws any excitement out of me. Imagine him going mental on the sidelines against those bastards when we win 0-1 at that shithole

I think our last hope of anyone decent being employed is probably Critchley or Ainsworth. Neither of them are established enough to demand more than what they'll get from Venkys as owners.. well not to start with anyway, give it a few months and they could quite easily fuck it off.

Nailed it. The best thing to do would be to sit in a dark room with no access to the internet and only come out once the clown has been employed.

Still think this is Woodgate's

This guy is a grade A c8nt.

I'd quite like to spend the day inside the brain of someone that thinks we have a 'footballing strategy'

The way this is going we can only dream of a manager with the caliber of Solskjaer

I had a 7 stage interview process once, made it to stage 7 then didn't get the job. What a complete waste of money & time for everyone involved. I swear most of it is people wanting to feel powerful and/or justifying their existence

Agreed, Lambert was the anomaly. On the face of it a good appointment.. looking at him now though he's about the standard we've come to expect..

Are we in some kind of parallel universe? In the last 12 years can you tell me; What the 'plan' has been? Which 'great candidates' we have had as Rovers manager or even as part of any interview process let alone in the hot seat? When the focus has been on getting the 'right man' in charge?

Critchely or Ainsworth I would take from here. In fact fuck it I would take them at any point looking at the list of managers Venkys have previously employed, should never have kidded myself that Farke or Carvahal would happen. This has Woodgate written all over it..