G Somerset Rover

Bloody hell. Well that would explain a fair bit! Don’t tell me, Venus does that as well as everything else on and off the pitch?!

1-1 all over. A point gained. You’d have to say we’re lacking some real quality this season without Arma and Elliot, but you can’t doubt our commitment and determination.

I wouldn’t p*ss on Morsy if he was on fire. Horrible little bloke.

Sam Gallagher

Carter sent off. FFS.

We’ve been dreadful. Need more than a couple more kids through the door this week. We need some men, Mowbray.

Yep, will be 5’5 Poveda down the middle and 6’3 Gally on the wing. Some things never change.

I have a sneaky feeling we won't land one come Wednesday morning. Loan at best. "We tried"

Completely preparing myself for the "we had plenty of bids in for strikers, but they were just out of our price range" spiel come Wednesday morning.

All of these loan signings for me is a case of Mowbray throwing enough sh*t at the wall and seeing what sticks. I’ll wager they’ll be more Barry Douglas than Harvey Elliot, but even if one has a half decent season, he won’t stop banging on about it for yonks afterwards. I just pray that he’ll be doing it at a different club next season.

Really hope this doesn’t force Carter out on loan. He needs to be in and around the first team.

Yet Waggott just sits on his hands, ignoring the huge opportunity we have in exploiting this situation.

As long as it's not our club, I don't care! His gravy train that is Rovers, simply must grind to a half next summer.

Yep. Can’t see Waggot and Mowbray having the nous to navigate all that red tape.

Any names of the wingers we didn’t land?

Sounds like a certain Tyrhys Dolan to me...particularly the end product part!

Yet another wideman isn’t he? I pray to God we’re actually looking to spend some of our ‘budget’ on an actual striker.

I find it hard to believe that all these managers turned us down. It’s a damn cushty gig as Mowbray has proved for a number of years.

The stupidest part of that, is he’s out of contract next summer (yet again). Why on Earth would we care if he goes on loan and tears it up? It was this season or never. Just more drivel from Mowbray as you say.

Regardless of whether we bring in a handful of kids on loan to pad out the squad (looks likely), if we don’t bring in a half decent striker on a permanent deal then this window will have been a disgrace.

A number 10 you say? I look forward to seeing him play out wide.

Mowbray you’re a smart arse pillock.

How the feck can they hit the bar then score straight away AGAIN?!

Mowbray will forever infuriate with b*llocks such as this ‘false 9’ nonsense. Hasn’t worked before, isn’t working now, and will never work.

‘Keep it tight first 10, lads.’