G Somerset Rover

Chuck the rest of them in too! I honestly think they must all be hungover - a performance that sticks two big fingers up at the fans.

They’re all asleep. This is the pits.

2-0. Genuinely the first 5 mins aside this has been a horror show which should send alarm bells ringing. I’m actually raging with how bad this is.

If there’s ever been a bigger waste of £12 million in footballing history then I’m yet to see it. Those two dollopers are flipping terrible.

Hamer is a right flapper if we could actually play - we simply need to be doing more here to test him.

Someone asked if Armstrong has been drinking - I reckon they all have!!! Awful, awful bar the first 5 mins. As you say we quite literally cannot string two passes together.

Just feck off Brereton. Dog awful.

This Derby team are sh*te yet we’re making them look like Barcelona going forward.

Been coming. We’ve been pretty terrible bar the odd cross. Why the hell aren’t we closing that down?

Yep. And never seems to get his pass away etc. Get JRC on for Bennett - he cant be any worse at RB.

Brereton frustrates the hell out of me.

Yep

Don’t rise to it. The bloke has the best bait in the business.

So who out of this lot should be banging on the first team door in the next year or two?

Not a bad squad player to have at centre half ONLY but that being said we could quite easily get someone just as good as a replacement I’m sure. Fair play to him if he did move on - can’t see it doing his ROI chances much good mind.

See our old boy Lawrence got nobbled last night - hopefully he'll be out for Sunday as he's always a dangerman. COYB, let's get back on track with a decent showing and 3 points.

That’s very optimistic.

Fair play to Sharpe there - mugged him right off.

Brentford away de-railed us two seasons on the trot!

Cos we’re top quality eh pal.

Oh FFS. Back your gob up with your feet DG.

What’s a winger?

We’re all over the shop. They been on the beers at half time?

Wheels about to come off for this season?

Just. Sub. Benno.