Brereton needs shipping out to a League One club or have a spell with our under 23s. He ain’t up to it at the moment.

Lascelles on. He’s a beast in the air so will need to be watched closely.

First decent thing he did all match. He’s best off up there out of harms way!

Get in big Darragh!!! They are here for the taking if we sort our formation out and get Brereton/Bell off. COYB!

Brereton cannot even control the ball. This is bad, folks.

Simply have to get Bell and Brereton off.

Good goal. Sort this fecking formation out and get back in it. They’re just as bad as we are. I’d get Grayson on for Bell and Rothwell on for Brereton and go: Raya Nyambe Grayson Lenihan Bennett Smallwood Travis Reed Rothwell Armstrong Graham

And then got skinned twice by Murphy. He needs dragging off. Edit: I’m mixing up poor Amari’i with Nyambe here.

Is there a reason why Reed persists in passing it backwards every bloody time? He did it all match against Millwall too. Pitiful so far all round.

Two FB’s at CB. 2 CM’s at WB. 2 CF’s out wide. TM logic.

This could get very embarrassing as they look like scoring every time they (rarely) attack, while we seem to be going for our 0-80 minute Milwall approach of not having a shot.

Bell is so so so fucking bad. How can TM not see it?

Smallwood reinforcing my view that he’s pretty guff. @DE. not a chance re: Smallwood. I knew he’d be straight back in. He’ll be a permanent fixture again now.

JC what a start. Bell at centre half. WTF - he can’t even play FB well, let alone there.

Possibly a secret weapon tactic. Really dissapointing that we’re so short at the back tonight as I really fancied us. Surely we can’t be letting Downing leave without a replacement coming in given Rodwell and Mulgrew always have at least one injury between them.

Why bother putting Dack on the bench if he’s ill? Silly move (if he is ill).

Warning to all sky subscribers. Do NOT put on sky sports news. Jim White currently interviewing studio guest and Mercer’s best mate, O Coyle.

Rodwell is always bleddy injured or ill. Going to be hard to justify another year for him unless we’re talking peanuts.

Nyambe at centre half is far from ideal. Knew the ‘King’ would be straight back in. All is forgiven with him then, eh.

Any murmurings on signings, Madon?

Albinson(who?!) to start, Madon?! What about our big Canadian or Fisher?

The big news of the window thus far. Says it all.

What happened to our £20 million war chest?

For no ‘natural’ Crouchie has done alright - he’s got the most headed goals in PL history.

Glanced in off his head. Definitely his.