G Somerset Rover

Laughable. We haven’t touched the ball once in their area let alone had a shot. Are you watching?

Just posted in the match thread as a half goes that’s perhaps worse than anything even under Kean or Coyle. We haven’t touched it once in their area!!!

Worse than anything under the Kean/Coyle days that half - and I ain’t joking.

Genuine question - can anyone remember a worst half from us? Not a touch in their area. I’m struggling.

The nerve of him talking about ironing our errors this week. Fecking embarrassing.

Derrick fucking Williams everyone. Not an overreaction to say this is the worst Rovers half in my living memory.

We’re making Ashley bloody Fletcher look like peak Drogba here. Genuinely have our boys been out on the piss last night?

As I said, Pulis has completely done him here. Embarrassing management.

Half an hour gone - not one touch in their area let alone a shot.

Pulis has completely out mastered Mowbray here. Our set up is weak as piss.

Won’t didagree there. He’s been crap ever since that bird he’s with has been back on the scene.

What’s our possession? Got to be under 30%. Genuinely none of our lot can find a teammate.

Every one is playing shite. Dack looks like he’s drunk.

There it is - comical from Mulgrew. Absolutely comical. This is going to be a hiding. Can any of our defenders deal with the high ball FFS.

Love the ease that their lad just beat him with too. He is fecking dreadful.

Only hope here is somehow shutting them out and Mulgrew blasting in a free kick. Utterly woeful so far.

Yep. Rodwell and Mulgrew getting ripped apart here. Need to get a grip on the game FFS. 9% in their third - 42% in ours!!!

We can’t string two passes together.

Mikel running the game so far - need to get on the ball here as I fear they’re going to get one soon unless we up our intensity.

Bennett and Williams(!) will need the games of their lives as they ain’t getting any protection from BB and Arma.

And that plonker Andrews. Can’t stand him as a pundit.

He’s been fit for yonks - played in January for Boro.

As they would with Bell. We are crying out for a half decent left back.

The left back tombola strikes again! Williams is dog turd. Also Nyambe should be in at RB, no question. Bennett should be on the bench. Other than that it’s okay - Travis form has dipped so don’t think he can have too many complaints.

The Merce curse!