On FIFA Soccer?

If only he was the 6 Million Dollar Man, if only!

Which were these games that "we dominated and lost"? I must have missed them.

Easy! ?

It's far too early to be up on a Saturday. I haven't been this tired since the infamous club all-nighter then WC Final 2003.

Huddersfield? And I thought our next game was against big city rivals Preston. . .?

Absolutely Shocking! Some of us were saying at the time that 'stability' was taking us nowhere and we were proved right. It's even worse when you consider that there weren't any better teams in The Championship then than there are now.

This 2nd half has just been about who can fluff the most chances. I think Big Ben would have got a game. ?

This is exactly why I hate the qualifying rounds (and am thoroughly against extending any Finals to accommodate even more shite teams). FIVE nil.

A week off from Mowbray's shite and that's what we get. ? I heard a rumour he was flown over as special adviser (more of Southgate's nonsense) Anyone for the rugby?

Ooops! There goes the top Six(teen)!

Though you have to admit it would be absolutely hilarious if Scotland were finally knocked out because of Typhoon Haggis.

I bet the TonoToad soon stabilized their excitement.

There might even be some plastic Preston fans there too, especially bearing in mind their beloved Liverpool aren't playing until the next day.

QPR are really rubbish. They are panicking.?

There's literally a whole weekly South Park style series that could be made. If only I had the time and resources - I've certainly got the material.

Hmmmm. Now the 4th has gone in, it's about time we started talking about that grey kit.

Evans is so slow, he just got burnt by a wheelie bin.

2 of those were blocked long range.

Dare I say it. We are actually missing Mulgrew.

Errrrr...... About that defence

What a strike force. 100% shot on target to goal ratio.

Oops! "We'll do extra work during the international break" - It's coming.

Armstrong is the new striker.

On for Graham.