Paul McKinnon always springs to mind when talking about worst players. We bought him from a non league team where he scored for fun but he actually left Rovers owing us a goal (he scored an og but none at the right end). Way out of his depth. Dave Hargreaves (RIP) had a poor time of it at professional level under similar circumstances as I recall.

Ben Harper - I'll Rise

Thank you so much for this advice - I would not have known about it otherwise.

General Public - Never You Done That

Paul Weller - Eye of the Storm

That's brilliant Tony!

One of them I'm kicking myself for getting wrong but a couple of guesses turned out to be right. A couple of them I quite literally had no idea. Great stuff Tony!!

Crowded House - Fall at Your Feet

Dr Robert - I Guess This is Goodbye

Marvin Gaye - Save the Children

Paul Weller - Seven and Three is the Striker’s Name

Scritti Politti - She’s a Woman

Hopefully Matty. Same goes for youth players too

The Electric Light Orchestra - Turn to Stone

Erasure - Ship of Fools

Cast - The Seeker

The Who - Out in the Street

Michael Jackson - Blame it on the Boogie

Elvis Presley - Way Down

Sly and the Family Stone - Family Affair

The Impressions - Keep On Pushing

Elton John - I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues

Paul Weller - Up in Suze’s Room

10CC - The Things We Do For Love

Lloyd Cole and the Commotions - Brand New friend