I’m actually nothing like that guy. Obviously, you never learnt how to kick a football where it was meant to go or it wouldn’t have ended up in his garden. I’ve stood or sat in every section of the ground over the years and I now find that sitting in the Riverside suits me just like jumping around in the Blackburn End did back in the day. Don’t assume that supporters who sit in the Riverside are miserable, tut-tutting morons. They sit there out of choice, just like everyone else does around the ground.