It appears you're right. Maybe they're all still in bed.

I'm guessing Sharpe and Jackson both know who we have/haven't signed, but have been told not to say anything.

Madon's mate?

Whoosh

Good to hear.

They'll all walk out delighted we didn't sign anyone. Swag has special powers. 'Look into my eyes....'

And I'm dragged back in!

It's no wonder the useless bastards have gone into hiding!

My mate just texted me that JDT has quit, Gregg has been sacked and Edun is now player-manager. You owe me @Madon

Never speak to that person again. Promise?

I hope they are winding you up or we've hit new depths of incompetence!

Was this from the same person who told you it was 'done' ?? You've covered all bases.

Hopefully!

Haha, imagine if the fax machine has broken again!

Reading between the lines it seems Undav deal was agreed and he backed out, and Kone deal was agreed but his club backed out. If true I think I can cut them some slack, but it is massively disappointing that for the second January in a row we've failed to get a striker when we're in a great position in the league.

Ben Pearson ended up at Stoke on loan.

They've clearly tried to sign strikers and clearly failed. I think that's about the long and short of it.

Judging by what Sharpe had said all through the window, JDT wanted a striker who could 'run in behind'. Unless there's one on a free somewhere then it will affect the way he wants to play. On the other hand they aren't 'thinking of promotion' so maybe it's Karma's way of telling them they should have been.

Did their keeper get a good reception from Rovers fans?

This was Speedie's reply to Tim Farron tweeting we should sign Speedie back up for the Leicester game. 🤣

If you go to bed you're a fucking disgrace. This happens twice a year. Man the fuck up and take some speed.

this suggests signings have been made.

The poor sod. Kicked out of St Andrew's cos Gregg's gone into hiding!

This is for you to use later if it works out for you If not, move to Bolivia.

If you're relaying insider info you are ITK. It's a heavy burden.