B16Rover

Yes, I meant it as a joke. More than likely he's a prem releasee or an English releasee from abroad

76 billion none matches. Our scouting department is something else

Description from a Swiss commentator online An absolute workhorse, great at winning the ball and driving it forward. The perfect box-to-box midfielder. If we've not a pot to piss in, is pace and strength a bad call...

Called it

Presume that's the right back no? I guessed on this guy by the way based on relegated Swiss. Although the same club has a central mid called Baradji that Celtic were after

Marley Ake

Signed two lads from this naff Belgium team and neither are the centre midfield with 5 goals and 8 assists in 30 games

Can't be that, we're owned by billionaires

Can someone explain to me in simple terms why we are always the preferred club for youth loanee players without game time or experienced players with no other options - but never the preferred option for established young ambitious players pushing for a first team place at their parent club or players with more than one option?

Football manager legend relegated last year Maybe not the Norwegian eredivise coup we've had before

Are the Saudi's still pushing their youth players abroad? Maybe we've ended up with him comically cheaply...

Having a skim read of this lad, stat wise he seems to recover the ball a lot and created 25 chances in a shit Belgium club. He seems tall, quick and industrious. In the words of soccer AM, at 22 he's a great age. If he becomes an understudy on the cheap for Ohashi, and he puts himself about - so be it. Unfortunately hes probably our main attacking signing

Must be saving the 3 million war chest for league 1 defenders

May be wrong but isn't there little to no tax in Turkish football wages too? Just make sure youre not paid in Lira Tyrhys

£3m is absolute Pye in the Skye stuff

What was Waggot on in the end, half a million? Does the 10k a week limit apply to the new CEO?

I thoroughly enjoyed Justin Ferizaj's dad calling the club up after I said we were signing his son

Someone who is good at the economy, how can Oxford afford to blow us out the water with bids on Dutch centre midfield?

Would be a sweet signing, but with other clubs interested - do they take us for a bunch of saps?

I can guarantee you there's no active plans for incoming Cashin to Blackburn. Players, Owners or otherwise

Like looking at a new Peugeot because you're not impressed with your French electrics in your Renault

Depending how much fibre he eats, it might be a full body Push Pull Legs

Nahki Wells a free agent. I've not yet checked the stats but hes surely averaging a goal per game based on his Ewood performances

The nicest thing I can say about Guindo after watching his YouTube highlight reel, is that he may make Kargbo look a much better player

Both players look over the moon to join, hopefully that's not in disbelief