Bi annual Nakhi Wells goal incoming

From a breed of footballers who's main asset is work rate. Would give Sir Mo Farah a shirt number with that logic

I know some of the names are bonkers (St Johnstone lad, Serie C lad) but being able to someone on lightning quick would change this game

I recommend him every window and I'm fairly sure he's injurd currently, but if not, get Jodi Jones in on the left for Gueye. Left back or left wing who cares. One of the better crosses in the pyramid

Did we negotiate an assist bonus over a goal bonus for Makhtar (Realise it doesn't quite count)

Were scouting the Scottish divisions and Italian third division Markanday is no more of a punt then either and is at least vaguely in form

Christ alive No words

I don't quite know if I am misremembering this but didn't Travis get his start when we were short with injuries. If I was one of the younger centre mids on the bench I'd be chomping at the bit looking at these two

Hedges is a lot like me really. I'm a massively versatile tradesman. I'm equally shite at plumbing, joinery and bricklaying

Gueye beat the bookies booking landed

This has 4 - 0 drumming after a silly sending off written all over it

Got vertigo here

Going to watch this with a pillow close in case it gets too scary

Christ, lads barely done a GCSE yet

Keep scrolling, we're after St Johnstone's backup striker and an Italian third division winger

Be careful, Waggot will come running (or as close as) if there's falling pennies loose and unaccounted for

It's bonkers that even when: The selling club are happy to sell We are desperate to buy The player is on no money and the move is an upward move You still can't be sure we are going to sign them

Paris Maghoma who did poor in the playoff final isn't getting a kick at Brentford. Would be a better PL cheap loan than Billy the Kid part 2

Christ that's a name not even I can make up to pull from. 6 in 20 in the SPL. Not sure he's even scored enough for a highlights video In the one goal I found him scoring he looked quick on a counter

Instead of deadline that we will have dolloper day, and that's if we are lucky

Just as an open ended question, I'm not sure what I think on it. Accepting we've a limited budget, and for the January window only, would we want a middling player from a decent league (Seria B, Kargbo) or a player in great form from a lower division

Seville or Shadsworth, suppose both are better than Stechford

Youre so negative. We definitely have spent 18 months scouting, ummimng and ahhing over a decent but not quite prolific Seria C winger. Despite taking 40m in the last 2 years, the ~750k it would take requires extensive thought and review

If it's to Whittaker then similar in terms of shooting from distance, but different in the sense I think Whittaker is faster and more of a modern winger where as Aasgard is central

He's actually doing a full karaoke set, I've just seen the leak of the approved songs signed off by Waggot himself I Need a Dollar by Aloe Blacc Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) by Pet Shop Boys Money’s Too Tight to Mention by Simply Red Take the Money and Run by Steve Miller Band No Money Down by Lou Reed Brother, Can You Spare a Dime? by Bing Crosby Penny on the Floor by The Clarks