Poor that

Thats the mortgage through Will Hill then

Quite philosophical, I think Waggot is a Daoist - pushing Wu Wei, 'effortless action'

Cantwell carries the ball (and does so better than most in the division) but he isn't direct with it. You can put an element of that on what's in front of him, but his goal scoring efforts lead a lot to be desired. Aasgard I think suffers a bit from looking a bit like Cantwell, but he's more physical and more direct with the ball - at least in league one. The goal posts haven't changed for what we need. A quick (over a sprint) winger. A striker who can support/overtake Ohashi to allow Gueye to continue being a chaos merchant in 20 minute intervals. The only addition now is a centre back and maybe a left winger - what's Callum Styles up to?

Somewhere in the Nordics a volcano has just erupted

That's unfair, our owners are only worth a measly estimated 5x what WBA's are.

We've more chance of Ja Rule We could have a front 3 with Akon and The Game

I can't believe the manager hasn't been backed, I can see him walking. He's done so well to get the team where we are with the shoestring and injuries. All we needed this January was some investment. The recruitment team have had since September to identify targets. The prem loans we cobble together won't cut the mustard, we've done everything on the cheap. The ticketing offer they've just announced is a slap in the face too. I hope 20[insert year] is better.

Recommending players I've not watched full games of again, but when we inevitably do look in the bargain basement if PL2 loans, Kuol at Newcastle might be an option. Has played the men's game at some level, is lightning quick and needs minutes coming back from injury. Was highly rated at some point

Well I for one am dreading having to watch our midfield come Tuesday when we don't sign any improvement. Enduring 90 minutes (or as close as) of Adam Fore Score and Seven Years Ago unfortunately seems an inevitability. Can someone explain to me how we have smartly made two cheap signings to conserve our budget, but are also waiting to last minute panic to spend this wedge of cash we've set aside?

Christ this is the second time I've accidently got a rumour going. To Italian striker from Germany is reference to long standing Luca Toni rumours.

Just pre empting next season, Luca Stephenson at Dundee on loan from Liverpool. Seems stats wise to be doing well, similar path to Beck.

Remember everyone to get your ticket for the half time tombola. Winner gets to replace Forshaw when he inevitably can't last 90 minutes of football

Shea Charles recalled by Southampton. Presumably for their match day squad but if not then he'd be an ideal loanee

Just before I end up in definitely not Mercer's twitter feed, this post is correct

Nixon's second story (not posted yet) is our interest in an Italian target man at Juventus. Played in Germany too apparently with about a 1 in 2 record.

That's it. Gueye is a marvel. I've not seen him clearly strike a ball yet and it's January 18th. Then he can ping balls like that?

I know this is drear and we're getting over run by Oxford, but don't Cantwell and Buckley look cool and nonchalant. I hope one of them takes someone on again soon.

Instead of goal bonuses do we do step over and beat your man bonuses?

Pretty embarrassing that it's nearly the 3rd week of January and we're more than likely going to see 20 minutes of Adam Fore Score and Seven Years ago

What does Boccadasse have over Brockhall?

Lethal at corners, be a good battle with Batth if nothing else

This time next year del boy..

I think we've missed out on Germain too now

I don't buy any of the Asante links I think the reporters must've hear Waggot humming to himself after visiting the Venkys birthday party last weekend ''Sylvester's never there when you call (Rovers, hah), always miss deadline Gave it their all, will probably finish 9th''