I'll admit I've not seen much of young Danns - what type of striker is he?

His religious beliefs are all ultimately by the bye. The only one that would impact us would be the practice of Zakat - charity. He'd have to drop his wages completely to come here. Also not sure how it fits into Eustace squad harmony and 'good group' but again, he's not coming here so won't lose sleep

'If we keep mentioning no money Blackburn then maybe Hull or Sheffield United sign me'

Will any of the bookmakers let me request a bet on us fluffing another loan to buy post promotion - id like odds on both the club trying it and the happy clappers telling me it's not the club's fault

Someone show this Sigurdson, see if it motivates him

Neither qualify unfortunately

It's somewhat frustrating that we're so poorly organised January isn't a means to look at supplementing the squad and pre contract. Two random names to throw out are the two wingers at Randers in Denmark. Campbell is lightning and Nordli is lighting the league up

The year before last year got 20 goal involvements in the Portuguese top flight. I get the point around assets but you can't help but think he's getting 10 in this division

Burnley signing Marcus Edwards on loan is absolutely insane. £1m loan fee. Id have been all over that

Fun fact this guy scored 35 goals for me in the championship as a target man on fm24 mobile

I know he's having a decent season now but when Telalovic signed wasnt the rumour that he way near Olympic speed sprinter

Bi weekly suggestion to sign Jordi Jones from Notts County. He'd get Gueye over 15 goals from his balls in and is better than Hedges

The Dolomites are a poor man's Pendle Hill

I've no idea, I thought I read it in unleaded post. Looking back it's Monza. Having been to Monza, it's one of the few places in Italy I'd says is worse than Blackburn

He is playing the game to some degree but presumably he wants to play in europe, and you'd think any scout would ask why Ryan Hedges is keeping him out the team before giving him 20k a week and European football

Amazed an MLS club isn't in for him, you'd think he'd fancy a stateside visit too

Was about to reply to this saying we've not a chance if Lazio etc are involved, but then saw it was unleaded. In that case, silly season has finally begun - too late in my view after dropping so many points. If we want to stand a chance of playoffs, whoever comes in needs to hit the ground running

Mind boggling how Gueye can't cleanly striker a ball when shooting but can play a pass no issue. It's got to be a mental thing

How are we pronouncing Vare because I've a lot of Frankie Valli jokes lined up already, but could easily go down the VAR route too

If no one knows, then everything is out of the blue

Leaning heavily on some FM knowledge here but the Serie C where Kargbo has been most prolific is both insanely hard to get out of and also a bizarre mixture of village clubs, phoenix clubs and development squads for Serie A. All that said it's nigh on impossible to judge him as a player if his main performances are at that level.

Guebbels? Sounds like more club propaganda to me

Thought it was an odd move for BRFCs to go with Sylvester and Suhail Servers and Co

Rudy, in the absence of the chief scout during one of the only two periods where a scout can affect a football club - the manager has tasked you with finding a new player. He wants someone with championship experience, who will fit into the good squad dynamic we've got. Great boss, I'm on it. I've found the perfect guy. Little bit out him, never played at this level before and allegedly has quite a poor attitude. Strong chance we can't afford him either. How's that sound?

If it's Youan I think it's another I said in jest here a fortnight ago. Might be a coincidence