B16Rover

He's the young drunk Dutch/Scandinavian in Albufeira who's overly loud and very gangly

Hedges, hedges will tear you apart... Again

19 to go

I hope you're ready for a season of Ryan The Hat trick Hedges

44 more games to play. That's only 1 in 2 with a few to spare for Hedges to get my 20 goals this year bet to come in

Game 3 Ryan Hedges

What's the 'I joined because it's a family club' thing about? Seems odd no? He's only on loan

Just sat here thinking ever since Travis has left (snake) Tronstad, Hyam or Cantwell are starting to feel snake like. Not sure why, it's just come over me. Is there any European 2nd divisioners we can replace them with? The snakes

Christ alive, heir to Kroos AND Modric. You'd think even in poultry terms they'd understand a golden goose when they see one

Rubbish in goal though, ball goes straight through his hands.

On a serious note, if Buckley does go to Saudi we may see levels of languid football up to now thought impossible. A relaxed play style in 40 degrees heat. A pivoting central midfielder who literally stands on one spot and pivots

Al Sahafi hasn't moved as far as I'm aware. Is he the inevitable let down now we've carted Mafoumbi out the door

Al-BelieveItWhenISeeIt

The San Diego FC Reddit puts Duru as their 3rd or 4th choice full back, plugging an injury gap for potentially only 1 game.

He's surely on first deal terms still. Do we have any duty of care for the lad once San Diego finish for the season. Surely he can't afford to be living there on £500 a week.

M-Matthews takes a phenomenal stutter run up penalty

Going to get pumped by a team who can't sign players and still managed to have a better transfer window than us

Have some sympathy Rev. Put yourself in their shoes. How can you do well commercially and market the only club to be a founding member of both the football league and premier league, winning both, with a historic and recognisable badge and unique kit colours that have inspired European super clubs.

Nixon said it didn't he? Just parroting things I've read here

European right winger we've watched recently

Can anyone explain to me the whole snake thing? How many players have to leave before we reassess which party are the snakes

With our lack of wide options, Cantwell's desire to play deeper and Ohashi's inability to be lead the line - would we not be better suited to a 4 3 1 2? Now bear with me because it's a wild analogy and I acknowledge the huge gap in quality, but the Milan style 4 3 1 2 from 2007ish. Toth Alebiosu Hyam McLoughlin Ribiero Tavares Tronstad Cantwell [Insert option] Kargbo Ohashi A Dackesque option in the hole would round it off. Or alternatively would Cantwell be allowed less defensive role if we got a proper midfield alongside Tavares and Tronstad

Am I mad or not - I swear my commentary said Val shouted for Tavares to take the corner

Does shit like this ever happen for us? It feels like it never goes out way

Genuinely not getting onto Toth here but why is he stood 2/3rds of the way across his goal as Stansfield runs up