Can't be that, we're owned by billionaires

Can someone explain to me in simple terms why we are always the preferred club for youth loanee players without game time or experienced players with no other options - but never the preferred option for established young ambitious players pushing for a first team place at their parent club or players with more than one option?

Football manager legend relegated last year Maybe not the Norwegian eredivise coup we've had before

Are the Saudi's still pushing their youth players abroad? Maybe we've ended up with him comically cheaply...

Having a skim read of this lad, stat wise he seems to recover the ball a lot and created 25 chances in a shit Belgium club. He seems tall, quick and industrious. In the words of soccer AM, at 22 he's a great age. If he becomes an understudy on the cheap for Ohashi, and he puts himself about - so be it. Unfortunately hes probably our main attacking signing

Must be saving the 3 million war chest for league 1 defenders

May be wrong but isn't there little to no tax in Turkish football wages too? Just make sure youre not paid in Lira Tyrhys

£3m is absolute Pye in the Skye stuff

What was Waggot on in the end, half a million? Does the 10k a week limit apply to the new CEO?

I thoroughly enjoyed Justin Ferizaj's dad calling the club up after I said we were signing his son

Someone who is good at the economy, how can Oxford afford to blow us out the water with bids on Dutch centre midfield?

Would be a sweet signing, but with other clubs interested - do they take us for a bunch of saps?

I can guarantee you there's no active plans for incoming Cashin to Blackburn. Players, Owners or otherwise

Like looking at a new Peugeot because you're not impressed with your French electrics in your Renault

Depending how much fibre he eats, it might be a full body Push Pull Legs

Nahki Wells a free agent. I've not yet checked the stats but hes surely averaging a goal per game based on his Ewood performances

The nicest thing I can say about Guindo after watching his YouTube highlight reel, is that he may make Kargbo look a much better player

Both players look over the moon to join, hopefully that's not in disbelief

Might be wrong but he's pretty much grown in entirely in England

Phenomenal job by Pears to keep them out though given that's his usual challenge when goalkeeping

Ah, you don't want to join? Of course we would've met your multi million pound price tag don't you know!

I know I've jumped in on it too but poor lad, put yourself in his shoes. Just relegated, dream England move comes up. Fly to Manchester, new terminal, global city. Jump into the car at the airport and steadily and steadily you leave it all behind you. You arrive in Blackburn, it's drizzly. Rudy Gestede of all people welcomes you. Weird. Wasn't he just about known for being a decent header of the ball? Anyway, it's English football how exciting. You get sat down, introduced to the staff. There's a man lurking in the background, no one really wants to talk about him or what he does. You bump into him once and he immediately talks about your cost and value to the club. He says next year we need to cut another 20% because of some house in Manchester. Oh well, must just be a finance guy. I'm sure the fans will be more football focussed. You go onto twitter and the messageboard. The main thing they're taking about? Oh, how ugly I look, how I look half deceased and how I look a little bit stoned... How long did I sign for?

You'd have to be off your rocker In his own video does he acknowledge this is a big step for him... That's the quite part you're not meant to say that

If we'd have signed Batth initially when JDT wanted him, would we have gone up?

Is it Nixon story time yet? Which youth academy player is definitely out the door and which continental million plus pound player are we definitely in advanced super serious talks with