Oh no, it's that 'orrible bully. Run for cover lads! (Think it's only in the 'paper and not online at the minute ...)

I'm guessing it will be: £750k and a penny initial fee with the following to be sent to Birmingham dependant upon appearances: - 22 green Bukta tracksuits, slightly worn - A dozen rolls of barbed wire to keep the zulu's off the pitch - A selection of classic bongo books and films to keep David, David and Karren happy - Some unsold Graeme Souness books - "Souness - the Management Years" That should swing it.

You can't teach that sort of thing. You're born with that sort of touch and awareness.

Ian Wright was still playing non-league at the age of 21 I think. Den, you seem to have a fixation for this. I don't think you're saying anything new. But then again, probably no-one else is either.

Speedy Reidy's my favourite player. I'm absolutely gutted for him. Recover well, Stevie. let's see you back fit and well next season. Have faith mate.

Well, if he can't choose between Bolton and rovers he only need come on here and see this thread to convince him to sign ... for Bolton!

That was my first thought. £1m for someone who plays a third fo a season ... hmmm ... Although I did panic when Jim said the Great Harwood wonder was going to Bolton for £1m. thought it was Derbyshire.

Should Dunny come home? Of course he should. His tea's still waiting on the stove and his Mum and Dad are getting worried about him. He's never stayed out this late before.

Give them all MBE's! Playing for Rovers makes you a legend? Flipping Nora, does that make Ashley Wide a legend then? Maybe even a hero?

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's not desperate for us to get him back, so I'd tell them where to stick that offer. For an opening gambit in a haggle, that takes the pee a little. No way will anyone pay 2 mill for a player who plays 1 game in 3, it's ridiculous.

Presumably Howie Gayle is still a youth team coach in Toxteth? How about Jim Branagan? Or Simon Barker? Ian Miller?

Who's teh one who used to play at the back with Hill? Had a load of blonde hair, think he went to Plymouth. Oh, I might be thinking of Craig Skinner. Think we had another centre back coming through at the same time though. How about bovver boots Andy Morrison? He went to Man City ...

OK, den, OK. You're at risk of going in for overkill here. He may be good, he may be bad. But he is an exciting *prospect* ... £20k for a player with raw pace (uncontestable) who would *appear* to have a knack for getting into the right place isn't bad at all.

He's only 20, he has a bit more time to develop. In any case, not a bad option for a club like us to have.

He's been an unpleasant surprise?

http://www.lancashireeveningtelegraph.co.u...step_closer.php http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/0200sp...-name_page.html Sounds like Bernard Cribbins has had enough!

Didn't he create the first goal on Saturday???

It's in the Star (yes, that organ of truth) that there are in fact 8 teams after him: West Ham; liddypewl;Newcassel;Villa;Real Madrid!;Chelsea;Marseille; That's only 7, presumably the other one is Barca. He's going to go, surely. I'm not exactly going to be bawling into my hanky when it does happen, I have to be honest.

how about: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318202/

Ah, just burn the bl00dy thing down. Bin it. Turn it into a brothel. Fed up with the bleeding thing.

Until it's official I wouldn't get too excited. How many games did he manage for Birmingham in the 3 or 4 seasons he was there?

I guess if we'd not scored late on, then the headline would've read: "Nancy Drew Against the Hardy Boys"???

Ste ... who is that in your avatar??? :S

I wouldn't be so premature. He who laughs last and all that. Whilst it may be a little dispiriting to have news that you've found out for yourself greeted with derision, I don't think there was a need to fly off the handle quite so badly.

probably in tears because he didn't want to go to Newcastle.