Have to win this in ET - this ref is liable to make us re-take every successfully converted spot kick at this rate.

Special guest referee - he'll pull off his orange top to reveal a Newcastle top at full time.

He's 37 and needs resting at some point.

This referee...

Not if he gets injured for a month.

They spent £35m on Barnes alone.

Cos he's just back from a long lay off.

Markanday coming on - Eustace waving the white flag.

This ref is actually a disgrace.

He's better than anyone else we have to put on - and if he's injured again we're stuffed.

I'd be ok with his goal return if he could hold the ball up, but he doesn't even do that. That said, we'll miss him in our box this half.

We only have one other senior striker - Leonard is injured and we just sold Ennis.

He's gutted he's not at the Bournemouth / Leicester game.

That's two dives from Gordon already. He needs a good kicking.

He's a #10, not a CM.

Another ref giving us nothing.

A proper club would have barred him from entering the ground. He literally robbed us.

Don't put the 5th round of the FA cup midweek then.

The money men beat the money men.

Landan, tho, innit.

As always, someone else's media team does it better:

Another 3-0 battering for Burnley at the weekend - even Radio Lancashire think they're down now. Are they in massive financial trouble do we think? Spent £110m on absolute duds after spending £40m to win the league last year. They surely won't get anything like the money they spent back on those players.

I won't be going that's for sure. I'd put out the kids / anyone that didn't get on against Norwich. Hell I'd even play Markanday. We need to focus on the league and rest our starting XI.

I'd love a British consortium to buy us - whether they exist is another matter.

When we were losing every aerial duel in the box - we only had Hyam and Carter / S. Wharton who could win a header on the pitch. He's a better shot stopper and better positionally than Pears. Pears was in another post code for that Norwich free kick yesterday, and he literally kicked one into his own net against PNE - but nobody seems to bother criticising him for that.