Exiled_Rover

Sorry it's difficult to pick out the jokes when you see names like Pearce and Friedel being thrown around.

A 71 year old Kevin Keegan?

I wanted Everton down because they've contributed the sum total of fuck all to the PL - but once that option was off the table I wanted Burnley to go down.

I thought he was retiring?

His team didn't give a terrific performance though - in fact they failed to turn up.

They used all of Burnley's cash reserves to pay off the directors and were still £60m short, hence the high interest loan. Those parachute payments will be used to service the debts. Tarkowski and Pope will be off - both have run down their contracts, so they won't get a good price. This is the stuff of nightmares for Burnley and I'm here for it.

That red card was hilarious. Subbed on, scored an incredible header, booked for taking his shirt off then a minute later booked again for a sloppy tackle. What a moron.

Their fans are as bad as each other.

He's only gone and bloody done it! Legend.

They're playing for their jobs.

So why didn't you just lead with that? I'm sorry, btw.

Have you ever met a Liverpool fan?

So you want Liverpool to win? Get out.

It's where VAR is crap. It should be for clear and obvious errors - not offsides like that which you can't pick up in real time. The striker is gaining no clear and obvious benefit there.

You could happily relegate the entire bottom 5 and nobody could have any complaints. They're all terrible. But yes, Leeds won't get a result today I don't think.

I'm not sure I want him anymore - they were pathetic in the Playoff Final. Didn't lay a glove on Sunderland.

The bottom 5 are awful if we're honest.

I hope not - I want Burnley to go down. Let's see if their owners have £60m cash to throw into the business.

Well that's Sunderland going up then.

Speaking of the L1 Playoff Final, Wycombe haven't turned up - and they're only down because their keeper can't save a shot directly at him. Not much quality on display here.

I mean there's literally nothing else to do up there - and no other teams around them.

Haven't they approach Ainsworth before, but they wanted him to resign from Wycombe so they could avoid paying compensation - and obviously he refused to screw over the club like that. At least that's what I read on here... taken with a pinch of salt, obviously.

CM is his natural position - he bossed the game against Birmingham playing there. Always looked most comfortable when played in a 3 in a 4-3-3. Playing as an AM / False 9 is fitting a square peg into a round hole. Classic Mowbray.

In the first team right now we have Buckley and Travis. That's it. Edun can't play at this level.

I'll go with the former. Mowbray's last match in charge was a fortnight ago. We were officially told he was being let go 9 days ago. We've heard nothing since. After 12 years of these owners we should all have learned by now they've not planned for this at all, so we'll drift aimlessly for a few more weeks at least.