I was under the belief that Jesper is in the post heading towards Birmingham

I'd kill a few people to get Gallas here, but I doubt it would happen - bigger clubs will give him a look.

They're willing to start negotiating at £2m! Just walk away Graeme, just walk away

I'm thinking we should back away from this deal - that's £1m more than we were quoted. It's too much for an unproven player

I'm eager to see who Chelsea let go, I think we could get a few v. good players if we play our cards right

You can say what you like but big sam has been good at Bolton. In terms of money invested they should of been down a long time ago. To be fair you have to wonder what he would of achieved with a decent transfer budget. Erm, you know all the money goes to the wages right? They're paying a lot of money out to these past it superstars

Well technically I have 4 months free, but shhhh As for Pedersen, I get the feeling he's not coming to us, but somebody else will steal him - lets hope I'm not powerful in the Force

Wow, you have too much time on your hands

Well you are the one writing the tripe- none of those you name are languages Well there is that.....

At my secondary school German was mandatory for all five years and French was forced upon the top two sets (there were several sets, the higher you were obviously the smarter you were ) in the second and third years. There was then an option to carry French on for the final two years, and you'd have to continue learning German alongside. I passed French (got me a certificate ) but I hated it because, well it's pants! I also got an A* in German, so I was pretty proficient. Emphasis on was though, as I've not spoken it for three years now - I'd struggle to order a drink now! In my defence nobody speaks German in England, there's no way of keeping yourself speaking it to a reasonable level. Oh and erm....Pedersen (whoops nearly made him Swedish, or whatever the o instead of the e would make him!), hmmmm, yes, interesting (for all you whiners out there!).

Bleeping bleep, how does he do it?!!

Taylor has been shocking at rightback, but then I can hardly see Douglas turning him inside out No, but I can see Gray doing it

Tickertape would be good - you could tear up the remaining tickets in the season ticket book and use that.

No you won't, I was here first

I want a half decent keeper!!!

I just lost my first game 2-3 at home. My team is full of donkeys, it's really shocking Hold on whilst I find my team details.....: Astley Park FC (61587) Country: England Region: Lancashire Arena: Astley Park FC Arena Language: English Series: # 8 in VI.8

What is your problem Every boardroom needs a huge fishtank full of tropical fish

That just warms my heart The second guy needs to stop saying his catchphrase, otherwise those were some nice interviews/reports (though again the second guy is deluded, Taylor is pants anywhere you play him )

Try this one, it's already had a cockatoo. You win in my book

He comes off as the arrogant barsteward he is in that article

Just joined up, I'll get back to you on how it is

And rightly so

Not after recent events no

It's a bit of both You presented one side of the argument very well whilst ignoring the whole post Dingle period