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More chance of signing Mr Blobby.

I call it the Assombalonga Game - drop in a 'big name' target/signing on deadline day or in the lead up to it. Never going to actually happen but the happy clappers direct applause towards the owners and regime for 'trying'.

£50k upfront, the rest in add ons such as scoring 1000 goals a season for 100 seasons in a row.

Umbro currently don’t advertise a shirt with halves. Pasha will be telling the next FF that Umbro are providing Rovers with a bespoke home shirt…

This is the real silly season.

It's Erling Haaland. Our £3m offer fell short of City's valuation.

I have a feeling that the bizarre transfer Nixon is talking about will end up being Duncan McGuire or a former player

Theres not a chance we even enquired about Ellis Simms.

Luca Toni 🇮🇹✈️✍️

Only thing that makes sense is that he is another from the infamous list that they keep going to !

Pretty sure Nixon said they weren’t domestic based

This would be a classic Rovers January transfer story. "We tried to show some ambition and sign a striker but a deal couldn't be done." Happy clappers will be all over it: "look at what we're trying to do, it's not the owners fault" We'll have made "an enquiry" but Coventry will have laughed all the way back to the fax machine

Maybe Simms is nostalgic for his time in our academy?

I'd be 'happy' with Dike on loan at this point. Can't hope for much better...

Alright Frank, mind loaning us your joint top goal scorer whilst you're trying to keep in the automatics during a tough spell?

Not happening.

He’s joint top scorer for the team at the top of the championship - people use the word bizarre I’m using delusional

If the target is bizarre and not exactly experienced..... Someone playing in Saudi or Qatar or the likes?

What's this Ellis simms like? Not really seen much of him personally

On trial I think

Did the Wright Philips playing in Belgium play for us?

Is this the source that gave your Jorgensen or the source that gave you dud information last week?

Well that would be truly bizarre.

Our new signing will be Tom Daley. Strategic to win penalties.

Re the court case